~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[peter252]

Makes shuttlecocks for a living

 

[HollyS]

Makes shuttlecocks for a living

Got a job (briefly!) at the shuttlecock factory, but quit because he kept asking to drive the shuttle and didn't believe the boss when he said there was no shuttle. No cocks either, for that matter!

 

[Jodaily]

Became a cocktail waitress because she couldn’t wait to serve all those cocks

 

[HollyS]

Became a cocktail waitress because she couldn’t wait to serve all those cocks

Became a cocktail waiter because he couldn't wait to tap all those tails!

 

[HollyS]

She plays piano for a church choir

Burst into flames when he came to church to hear the choir.

 

[Jodaily]

Claims to have a twin brother so he can blame him for harassing the hot piano player.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once saw me naked in a hardware store.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a Thule car-top carrier with a flame thrower inside.

 

[Confused6969]

Started the car club for men with Subarus who have a fear of being called lesbians.

 

[SimonSex]

Started the car club for men with Subarus who have a fear of being called lesbians.

Lezbarus!! Official car of Vermont and Indigo Girl fans.

 

[Jodaily]

Has full collection of my little pony blowups

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a fear of Funko Pop figures.

 

[Jodaily]

Hangs around in hardware stores hoping to flash unsuspecting customers looking for a screw.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once married to an illegal gender swapped clone of Winston Churchill.

 

[HollyS]

Has a Funko figure of Winston Churchill in drag.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has a Funko figure of Winston Churchill in drag.

Her armpit hair is so long she has to braid it

 

[HollyS]

Her armpit hair is so long she has to braid it

Used to braid his hair much too tightly, which is why he's now Justabaldguy.

 

[CuriousRick]

She is actually not stealthy at all!! She tends to bump into things and make a lot of noise

 

[HollyS]

She is actually not stealthy at all!! She tends to bump into things and make a lot of noise

Has apparently been spying on me!!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has apparently been spying on me!!

She likes to be watched and spied on

 

[HollyS]

She likes to be watched and spied on

Has *also* been spying on me!!

 

[CuriousRick]

She is not tall or a brat. She is very well manner and only 4'8"

 

[HollyS]

She is not tall or a brat. She is very well manner and only 4'8"

(Now that's all kinds of lies!! Haha! )

Is actually very complacent and not inquisitive at all. Chose his username after reading a self-help book about affirmations.

 

[SimonSex]

Is working as a geneticist on a breed of bulldog that can actually breath

 

[cheekygirl75]

Can't have sex without playing Simon Says