~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

Can't have sex without playing Simon Says

Strongly prefers red light/green light to Simon Says while having sex.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has apparently been spying on me!!

She likes to be watched inspired

Strongly prefers red light/green light to Simon Says while having sex.

I don’t usually stop for red lights

 

[fakingadulthood]

Prefers doggy so she can play Simon while fucking

 

[SimonSex]

Can't have sex without playing Simon Says

I feel so seen.

 

[smtst5]

I feel so seen.

Actually prefers to play Red Rover Red Rover

 

[peter252]

Only plays leapfrog

 

[EctoJohn]

Always tries to convince Las Vegas card dealers to use tarot cards instead of a standard deck.

 

[Jodaily]

Likes to stack the deck for strip poker.

 

[SimonSex]

The only man on earth who believes Sarah Huckabee Sanders has any sex appeal

 

[Jodaily]

Who??! Ok, maybe on her knees.
Simonizes his wand daily

 

[cheekygirl75]

Has an actual tongue sticking out of their cheek

 

[HollyS]

Has an actual tongue sticking out of their cheek

Practices 4 hrs a day with her bullwhip.

 

[Jodaily]

Rides the bull at Gilly’s regularly.
Loves that wild ride between her legs

 

[HollyS]

Rides the bull at Gilly’s regularly.
Loves that wild ride between her legs

Tried to disguise himself as a mechanical bull, but Gilly's was having none of it!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is actually a spy

 

[HollyS]

Is actually a spy

Is actually a counter-spy

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only adds lemon to her tea

 

[HollyS]

Only adds lemon to her tea

(That's not far off! Skip me, please!)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Only adds lemon to her tea

Hates coffee

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hates coffee

Only drinks decaf… like a monster

 

[HollyS]

Only drinks decaf… like a monster

Slipped cheekygirl fully-caffeinated coffee because he wanted to see her with the jitters.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Slipped cheekygirl fully-caffeinated coffee because he wanted to see her with the jitters.

Hey supposed to be lies…

Intentionally spilled a drink on me and insisted I take off my shirt…

 

[EctoJohn]

Once thought he invented the t-shirt and lost a lot of money legally challenging various clothing makers in court over it.

 

[Jodaily]

Accidentally fell on his sword chasing a dragon

 

[Taegul]

He likes to go to SeaWorld with a fishing pole and tackle box. The dolphins are really biting this time of year...