~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Coyote100]

He likes to go to SeaWorld with a fishing pole and tackle box. The dolphins are really biting this time of year...

He demanded an apology from me for the last lie l told about him.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

He’s obsessed with a roadrunner.

 

[Jodaily]

She loves fantasizing about riding a cowboy

 

[HollyS]

Fantasizes about being ridden by a cowgirl.

(Just realized this probably isn't a lie, lol)

 

[Jodaily]

Loves telling little lies about people
And you’re not wrong.

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows the location of Valhalla and keeps it a secret.

 

[SimonSex]

Just learned of the 2014 ice bucket challenge today.

 

[Series 6]

Just learned of the 2014 ice bucket challenge today.

Has never played "Simon Says" in his entire life, but it is on his bucket list.

 

[Jodaily]

Half his caloric intake is from Costco samples.

 

[HollyS]

Half his caloric intake is from Costco samples.

Only maintains his Costco membership for the samples.

 

[Series 6]

Only maintains his Costco membership for the samples.

Won a state yelling championship

 

[Jodaily]

Has been to every Star Trek convention ever in California

 

[SimonSex]

Has lived short and not prospered

 

[Jodaily]

Best laid plans were fish sticks for dinner.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks fish sticks is fish with sticks in them…

 

[SimonSex]

Once dated a dental hygienist whose teeth were the whitest he had ever cum across.

 

[Series 6]

Once dated a dental hygienist whose teeth were the whitest he had ever cum across.

Asked his dental hygienist if semen is a natural teeth whitener.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Asked his dental hygienist if semen is a natural teeth whitener.

Really likes series 1 the best

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves to attend lectures on why you shouldn’t take candy from strangers in vans.

 

[Gatliss123]

Loves to attend lectures on why you shouldn’t take candy from strangers in vans.

Wrestled for WCW and ECW from 1991 to 1996

 

[fakingadulthood]

Wrestled for WCW and ECW from 1991 to 1996

Had the ability to turn his neck like a real owl

 

[Gatliss123]

Had the ability to turn his neck like a real owl

Is actually faking childhood.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once faked thirteen orgasms in a row

 

[Gatliss123]

Once faked thirteen orgasms in a row

Poisoned me with a chemical that prevented me from achieving orgasm.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is actually 123 years old