~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cheekygirl75]

A witch cursed me with them , its a hex !! xD

Thinks kombucha is form of combat

Believes curtains are just lazy walls

(They *are* lazy walls!)

Does his own DIY even though he thinks a hammer has something to do with MC Hammer.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

(They *are* lazy walls!)

Does his own DIY even though he thinks a hammer has something to do with MC Hammer.

Never wanted to get married until she realized I would crash her wedding with my sweet break dancing moves.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was banned from five weddings for trying to twerk during the father-daughter dance.

The dads like it more than the bride. Weird.

Plays monopoly just to flip the board over as soon as someone lands on Baltic. It’s a weird obsession.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Nahh , Really good at Monopoly

Once tried to teach a haunted doll the Cha Cha Slide

Now I want to make this a D&D encounter. Because nerd.

Trains for five hours a day to make it rich on Wheel of Fortune. Never needs to buy a vowel.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nahh , Really good at Monopoly

Once tried to teach a haunted doll the Cha Cha Slide

It's not just his nose that's hairy, he's full on Sasquatch level of hairy

 

[cheekygirl75]

Now I want to make this a D&D encounter. Because nerd.

Trains for five hours a day to make it rich on Wheel of Fortune. Never needs to buy a vowel.

Was the president of the D&D club in high school

[ I'm getting teamed ]


Its the baseless lies , so I let it slide

Thinks tax refund is a mini lottery win

(Isn't it? )

Has a hissy fit if his drink doesn't have a cocktail umbrella.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Got a tattoo of a QR code that leads to a Rickroll

(oh, that would be epic!)

Has a tattoo of his first dog's name in a heart but lets everyone think it's his girlfriend.

 

[cheekygirl75]

[I'm a cat person ]

Owns 37 mugs and uses one.

(Probably actually true!)

Has a collection of souvenir spoons that he's been collecting since he was 5.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a collection of souvenir sporks that she's been hoarding since 7000BC

He has explored the globe hoping to learn the true Secret of Nimh.

 

[Jodaily]

He led the charge to get May designated International Masturbation Month.
A movement I am in complete support of.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has learned all his history knowledge from Dr. Who.

 

[Jodaily]

Planning to make full use of this month. .

 

[Jodaily]

Convinced a lamp to stop being so "bright" and start being "subtle," but now it’s in a constant existential crisis~

Yeah, kinda like me.

Likes long walks on the beach. By himself.

 

[Jodaily]

I actually do

Tried to outsmart a clock, but the clock just told him, "It’s about time"

Thought so.

Tried riding a camel once but couldn’t get over the hump.

 

[smtst5]

Chose their current username because BlackHole was already taken

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t even crack walnuts open… just eats them shell and all

 

[Jodaily]

Lost a leg wrestling match with Xena the warrior princess.
I think he threw the match.

 

[Jodaily]

It had its perks , u wouldn't complain either lmao, who would complain ?? xD

He once tried to flirt using Morse code and accidentally declared war on Canada

Damn, I didn’t think anyone would notice!

Went walkabout in Australia after college. Fun

 

[Anastasia1999]

He once gave a TED Talk on "How to Win an Argument With a Wombat"

He never takes off that shirt and tie, even when he showers.

 

[Jodaily]

He fantasized about being Major Tom as a kid

 

[LoveLiving]

He’s not really empty. He’s full of it.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Used to be Fivestar but got drained along the way

 

[EctoJohn]

Almost completed the Millennium Puzzle, but lost 5 pieces.

 

[Jodaily]

Almost won the tournament, but lost his marbles

 

[EctoJohn]

Almost won the tournament, but lost his marbles

Stole my marbles.