~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Now I want to make this a D&D encounter. Because nerd.

Trains for five hours a day to make it rich on Wheel of Fortune. Never needs to buy a vowel.

Was the president of the D&D club in high school

[ I'm getting teamed 😂😂😂]


Its the baseless lies , so I let it slide 😂😂

Thinks tax refund is a mini lottery win
(Isn't it? :unsure: 🤣)

Has a hissy fit if his drink doesn't have a cocktail umbrella.
 
He led the charge to get May designated International Masturbation Month.
A movement I am in complete support of.
 
Lost a leg wrestling match with Xena the warrior princess.
I think he threw the match.
 
It had its perks , u wouldn't complain either lmao, who would complain ?? xD

He once tried to flirt using Morse code and accidentally declared war on Canada
Damn, I didn’t think anyone would notice!

Went walkabout in Australia after college. Fun
 
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