~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[lliicckkss]

Stole my marbles.

man he don't even know what the stay puft marshmallow man is

 

[EctoJohn]

man he don't even know what the stay puft marshmallow man is

Prefers to sleep on the ground "as nature intended".

 

[lliicckkss]

never got any star's on the board in kindergarten

 

[EctoJohn]

@EMPTYSTAR tk away my "" key.

 

[QwertyMaster]

His blood type is "carbonated"

His blood type is "pudding"

 

[Jodaily]

Likes using olive oil for after hours activities. Good and slick and tastes great.

 

[Jodaily]

Worked as a fluffer

 

[Jodaily]

He also worked as a fluffer, But he fluffed the wrong actor..... It was the pizza guy

Well, he did look like the lead, and was kind built the same way. Thought no one saw!

Watched hitchhikers guide to the galaxy over and over, trying to find his way home.

 

[Jodaily]

I have, Guilty !!

He submitted a Yelp review for a wormhole~

Just told the truth, it was a dead end.

Built his own Stargate. Also a dead end.

 

[Jodaily]

This reminded me of EVE online for some reason lmao xD

His Stargate only works when Mercury is in Gatorade

That’s retrograde buddy, pay attention.

Favorite music group: Lost planet airmen.

 

[Jodaily]

Was the creator of the tv show Lost in Space. How old are you! Wow, that old!?

 

[Jodaily]

I have no clue what that show is

His dentures are solar-powered and slightly haunted

Dang whippersnapper! Reruns from the 70’s, cheesy robot, typical 60’s cast. Not worth watching - aided in my brain rot at an early age.

Was elected as the president of his high school checkers club. Go ahead and say it, what’s checkers?

 

[Jodaily]

The only thing from that era I've remotely watched is James Bond Movies
I know what checkers are

His knee pops are considered a regional dialect

I know they scare the hell out of my cat when I lean over to feed her.

Has to stand next to the sign at amusement parks to prove he’s tall enough to ride.

 

[Jodaily]

Lmao! Love sudoku. It’s a numbers thing

Tries to stay out of the mountains. All that light air makes his head expand.

 

[Jodaily]

Skis on the bunny hills a lot hoping to nail a bunny.

 

[SimonSex]

Wears a pocket protector

 

[Jodaily]

Owns a tarantula farm in Texas.

 

[Jodaily]

Was a champion break dancer til he broke something.

 

[Jodaily]

Damn right! Gotta keep an eye on all those shysters.

Sleeps with his teddy bear

 

[Jodaily]

He thought it odd that the job application required him to jump through hoops for them until he realized he was applying at a circus. He got the job. Explains why he’s such a clown.

 

[Jodaily]

Not the first time OSHA’s accused me of this.

Loves spelunking.

 

[Jodaily]

Lmao!! My friend cuts my hair, has for decades. Usually at her shop, but had to go to her house a month or so ago. When she was done she said she needed to blow the hair off, stepped behind me, and sure as shit blasted me with the leaf blower. We both almost fell on the ground laughing so hard. Apparently she’d never done this before but does it all the time now.

Keeps his head shaved bald to resist the air drag during rocket launches.

 

[Jodaily]

Wild guess turns out to be true xDDD
LMFAO
That musta been fuckin funny to watch lmfao

I wish I was that cool
I like my hair, I'll just wear a helmet

His inner voice and dreams are narrated by David Attenborough~

Now that would be cool, though a bit creepy.

Enjoys his Thursday’s out with his bowling league buddies.

 

[Jodaily]

Steals sap from his neighbors so he can make his own syrup.

 

[Jodaily]

I have a T-shirt that reads: I often wonder whatever happened to people who have asked me for directions. I guess you’re close.

Loves snorkeling in the Bahamas