~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Raised by wolves

 

[crazychemgirl]

he’s really good at guessing what colour underwear you were thinking of wearing before you changed your mind.

 

[Jodaily]

Black always works

Writes “may explode under pressure” on her lab coat and means it

Safe choice.


Was a Rastafarian in a previous life.

 

[LoveLiving]

Likes using olive oil for after hours activities. Good and slick and tastes great.

Less filling

 

[LoveLiving]

Feels we should add more letters to the alphabet to make it an even 100. No one knows how it would work, but he feels strongly about it.

Is closely related to Joe Celsius. Freezes at 0 and boils at 100 or Z.

 

[SimonSex]

Presses ham at bus stops

 

[Jodaily]

Slams ham at bus stop benches

 

[EctoJohn]

Once owned a surfboard with a custom image of a seraphim making out with Fred Flintstone.

 

[Jodaily]

He approaches problems like a cat
Knocks it off the counter and walks away

Well yeah, problems are much easier to deal with like this.

Got whupped pretty good for propositioning a lady at a bar, by the her husband, the bartender. Twice

 

[fakingadulthood]

Has Benjamin Button disease and is younger but still wiser

 

[QwertyMaster]

Has 13 college degrees in underwater basket weaving

 

[QwertyMaster]

Once own a walrus for tax evasion for tax evasion purposes and it worked.

 

[SimonSex]

Does magic shows under the pseudonym Professor Haydn Salami

 

[SimonSex]

For some reason has Steve Tyler’s used undies in a ziplock bag under the bed.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is working on breaking us all out of the matrix

 

[cheekygirl75]

Thinks the real matrix is just IKEA

So maybe I am being useful

Is planning on naming all his children after Ikea furniture

 

[cheekygirl75]

Has a tattoo of IKEA return policy in Comic Sans

Has a collection of thousands of Allen wrenches

 

[cheekygirl75]

Uses Allen wrenches as throwing stars in self-defense

Sneaks in the kitchen at restaurants and eats all the cheesecake

 

[BDA73]

Gave the wrong impression after saying check mate to a aussie waitress and ended up sleeping with her

 

[EctoJohn]

Loves to spend time an an abandoned barber shop.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

His favorite hobby is sending invisible postcards to people he has never met.

Collects invisible postcards. Do not have drinks at his... he shows you his scrapbooks full of them!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You wish you could see them !!
Nobody gets to see those, you're just jealous

Her phone only charges when she tells it it’s pretty

He tried to charge his phone the same way. Now his phone responds, "then tap me like you mean it, bitch!"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My phone gets my attention a lot, I'm always using my fingers

She call thunderstorms “sky tantrums” and cheers them on

Waaaiiiiitttt so doing that now!


He refuses to drink anything unless it's out of one of these

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Waaaiiiiitttt so doing that now!


He refuses to drink anything unless it's out of one of these

Has mastered the Keg Stand

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She thinks eyebrows hold ancestral power.... Keeps hers laminated in rune shapes.

Had a brief stint as shortstop for the Rocket City Trash Pandas, then the Savannah Bananas