~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Has a David Hasselhoff air freshener hanging on the rear view mirror

 

[Jodaily]

Loves annoying the brat pack cuz he loves the abuse. Try telling me that ain’t so.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a Molly Ringwald lunchbox

 

[Jodaily]

Hoped to be an astronaut so he drank lots of tang as a kid

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Swears he saw a UFO once, but it was just the cops chasing him

 

[Jodaily]

He dreams of chasing frisky kitties, only to wake hugging his old stuffed hippo.

 

[Jodaily]

Wanted to run the Boston marathon

 

[Jodaily]

Had an affair with his high school English teacher.

 

[Baztrachian]

Had an affair with his high school English teacher.

Is the high school English teacher.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Has Benjamin Button disease and is younger but still wiser

Gonna keep my mouth shut o wise one

 

[Baztrachian]

Can't keep her mouth shut.

 

[EctoJohn]

Thinks that all technology is mechanical, even assuming their computer and phone have gears inside doing all the computations.

 

[Jodaily]

He once photoshopped himself into the Mars Rover selfies and put it on his resume

He once photoshopped himself into Peter North’s body.

 

[Jodaily]

He has a framed photo of himself photo-shopped into Squidward

And damn, I look good!

He was crushed when he wasn’t hired on in any of the Star Wars episodes, feeling he was a shoe in.

 

[Jodaily]

Got blasted by a skunk once, and enjoyed the tomato juice bath so much he does it regularly. Was told to quit leaving vodka, celery, and hot sauce in the tub.

 

[Jodaily]

once won an all expenses paid vacation with a $25 raffle ticket, to beautiful Ottumwa Iowa.

 

[draco519]

He once ran with the bulls in Spain. It was the only time the bulls ever ran from a man.

 

[WerdNerd]

He sweats so much he once won a wet t-shirt contest when wasn't even one of the contestants.

 

[Jodaily]

He eats sardines and cold sauerkraut for breakfast.

 

[Jodaily]

He’s been known to hang around his local college even though he hasn’t had a class there in years.

 

[Jodaily]

He thinks ED stands for an educational class.

 

[Jodaily]

Was in boys scouts only because he liked helping the old ladies cross the street.

 

[SimonSex]

Too poor to pay attention

 

[kathyisgr65]

To rich to give a fuck

 

[kathyisgr65]

She claims to have discovered the lost city of “Couchville”

Still says couch..o wait supposed to be a lie