~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[smtst5]

Still says couch..o wait supposed to be a lie

Misspelled Cooch

 

[kathyisgr65]

Misspelled Cooch

Fuckin.. fuckin spelling Nazi asshole..
I mean he's super sweet and not a no it all

 

[smtst5]

Fuckin.. fuckin spelling Nazi asshole..
I mean he's super sweet and not a no it all

Installs her toilet paper backwards

 

[BDA73]

Drinks Malibu and

 

[kathyisgr65]

Installs her toilet paper backwards

Not in order..I apologize now

Acts like he has a clue of what the correct way to put toilet paper in..looks on the back of the toilet..rme

 

[kathyisgr65]

Wrote a PhD thesis on the mating rituals of IKEA furniture

Prof dickhead is that u?

Really loves kittens

 

[kathyisgr65]

That's not a lie, I absolute love kittens

Was once outsmarted by a stapler

(Stupid stapler..wait..)

 

[EctoJohn]

Once was an accomplished juggler until an unfortunate pin accident caused her to forget juggling even existed.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Once was an accomplished juggler until an unfortunate pin accident caused her to forget juggling even existed.

Watching Jiggling boobies is not his favorite pass time

 

[fakingadulthood]

Wrote the DARE Program’s lesson plans

 

[QwertyMaster]

Repeated the fourth grade three times.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is technically not the true maker of QWERTY, but had major input that lead to having shift be on each side for ease of use and ensuring space bar and enter had their unique shapes due to their importance!

 

[QwertyMaster]

Spent 13 days on a deserted island before being rescue by the cast of Baywatch

 

[fakingadulthood]

Uses passive-aggressive post-it notes to communicate with his future self

Has a real time camera in my desk to see the notes! I’m working on the passive aggressive part and am trying to do better since I’m leaving work and future me still had to get my shit done

 

[fakingadulthood]

Spilled tea on their keyboard once.....now it’s British

The emptiness is temporary…. He needs to fill himself with the very essence of his next role. Only after the film is locked will we once again meet emptystar as. He drops the method acting and collects his Oscar

 

[fakingadulthood]

Once faked knowing Excel and invented “cell feng shui”

Does not understand that the numbers are mysterious and important and scary sometimes.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Welp, time to plane an escape. Going full oceans 11 on the friend zone

 

[Jodaily]

Still trying to figure out the meaning of life. 42 is such a strange number.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Waits for the follow up to that because he can’t remember

 

[SimonSex]

The world’s first Under the Influencer

 

[Jodaily]

Got arrested for protesting at a Starbucks. Lousy coffee.

 

[SimonSex]

Got arrested for protesting at a Starbucks. Lousy coffee.

Starbucks sucks.

Play mahjong with elderly Asian women.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Has their closest color coded and their name embroidered in all the shirts and pants.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Is the last living survivor of the Titanic

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Has never won the game of guessing the age of a person.