~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[QwertyMaster]

Has never won the game of guessing the age of a person.

(This is the post baseless lies thread, not hidden truths)

Has spent the last 5 years of her life searching for the Fountain of Youth

 

[EctoJohn]

They are constantly opening packs of standard poker cards hoping to hit a shiny Squirtle.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Collects the Tootsie Roll Pops wrappers with an arrow shooting the star - and plans on turning them in for a prize.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Drives windows down with her left foot propped up and hanging out.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Refuses to ever roll down the windows because he doesn’t want his hair messed up.

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks deep dish is really just a casserole

 

[MiaBabe23]

Rolls down the windows when she’s driving for a new look when she doesn’t have time to visit a stylist

 

[Jodaily]

Starbucks sucks.

Play mahjong with elderly Asian women.

Why not? Learn from the best!

Couldn’t figure out how to roll the window down in an old car.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Once left the faucet on when going on vacation and flooded the whole neighborhood.

 

[Jodaily]

Has a drawer full of Tupperware containers with no lids

 

[Jodaily]

Has accidentally locked himself in the bathroom more times than he admits

Twerent no accident.

Spends his weekends training chihuahuas to dance

 

[Jodaily]

Once tried to fix a leaking faucet with chewing gum. It worked… for a day.

Needed more gum

Tried writing stories for Lit, but it was too ‘hard’.

 

[Jodaily]

Yes tried that but found it unreliable, too hard to find consistent sizes given varying cup sizes.

Went to visit the queen, but when she said off with his head he ran away with his hands covering his crotch.

 

[Jodaily]

Queen of Hearts always done me right.

Likes to hot tub in his neighbors spa when they’re not around.

 

[Jodaily]

Lol~

Mows only the middle of his lawn to assert dominance

Nah, only mow the edges to give it that Mohawk look.

Used weed killer to write rude things about his neighbor on his neighbors lawn.

 

[Jodaily]

Tells people he has no idea where all the neighborhoods cats have gone. Suspicious yowling noises coming from his basement.

 

[Taegul]

He used to be Johourly. Soon he will be Joweekly.

 

[sister jenny]

He used to be Johourly. Soon he will be Joweekly.

Misunderstood when asked to try something new and exciting in bed and built an exact copy of the Unabomber cabin around his bed.

 

[Quimpossibility]

Misunderstood when asked to try something new and exciting in bed and built an exact copy of the Unabomber cabin around his bed.

Told me lies, told sweet little lies
Oh no you can't disguise

(not really, i'm just listening to Fleetwood Mac)

 

[SimonSex]

Has photos with Mayor McCheese and The Hamburglar

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once a member of the Loyal Order of Silly Judge Wigs.

 

[Jodaily]

Was arrested for streaking in front of the McDonald’s on Mother’s Day.

 

[latecomer91364]

Is only 'Jo' on Saturdays and Sundays. During the week the name is Gunter.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

They only know this because Jo is their real name and they were both arrested for streaking in front of their local McDonalds

 

[HollyS]

Actually comes first. Every. Time.

(For latecomer, but I was... late! Lol)