~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Whiskeyjack]

Actually comes first. Every. Time.

(For latecomer, but I was... late! Lol)

Had her sexual awakening during a Very Special Episode of "7th Heaven."

 

[EctoJohn]

Their current bed is in the shape of a red sports car.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Their current bed is in the shape of a red sports car.

Has a blue race car bed on the other side of the room, separated by a shared nightstand. They “race” every night before bed

 

[JerseyJade]

Has a blue race car bed on the other side of the room, separated by a shared nightstand. They “race” every night before bed

She hates cats and yawns a lot.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She hates cats and yawns a lot.

She hates scrunchies and never ever wears them!

 

[jason28053]

She hates cats and yawns a lot.

She hates giving blow jobs

She hates scrunchies and never ever wears them!

She purrs like a cat but prefers dogs

 

[EctoJohn]

Once lived in a secluded mountain top villa, but left it because it had lousy WiFi.

 

[JerseyJade]

She hates giving blow jobs

She purrs like a cat but prefers dogs

His AV is a picture of him running away from the cops after being caught have sex with a hooker in a park.

 

[HollyS]

His AV is a picture of him running away from the cops after being caught have sex with a hooker in a park.

Tipped off the cops.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Learned to ride a bike at the age of 21

 

[EctoJohn]

Once owned a coffee maker that he exclusively used for vanilla beans.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Once won 13 gold medals at a single Olympic Games.

 

[Coyote100]

He was involved in a romantic relationship on Lit with what turned out to be a verbal bot.

 

[Dayhoosier]

He captured a roadrunner.....on foot

 

[EctoJohn]

Only knows the lyrics to one song by heart, and that song is Jupiter Child by Steppenwolf.

 

[Jodaily]

Had a torrid online affair, only to find she was chatting with a defrocked Catholic pedo priest

 

[HollyS]

Wished he was the one she had the torrid online affair with, instead of that wanker priest.

 

[Jodaily]

Et tu? We know what you want.m

 

[Jodaily]

Calls his church shoes “holy rollers”

As I go rolling right on by.

Lifelong pogo sticker

 

[sister jenny]

He enjoys traveling long distances for short meetings.

Always wears a drawing pin in his shoes in case he has to do a lie detector test

 

[Jodaily]

Usually writes in red ink because it’s often negative.

 

[Jodaily]

Loves motorboating.

 

[Jodaily]

Will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

 

[Jodaily]

Now ur just telling truths about me

He refers to subtitles as “wordy bottom bits”

Nothing wrong with bottom bits.

Likes to play with live snakes

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Throws all the Skittles candy in their mouth at one time with no regard to the fruit flavors.