~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

Licks each skittle to find his favorite flavor. Puts the ones he doesn’t like back in the bag

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He believes Skittles count as fruit salad if eaten quickly

Loudly sings Fruit Salad by The Wiggles anytime he consumes something with more than 1 fruit flavor

 

[FormerAllStar2]

She has written an opera entirely in goat sounds

Can understand the words to a goat opera.

 

[BDA73]

Turned down a multiple year extension with the Yankees to sign with the Mets only to be sent to the minors

 

[EctoJohn]

Is secretly in love with Miss Piggy to an almost stalker level. The Jim Henson Company has security warnings not to let him into the office.

 

[Jodaily]

He’s been heard singing goat operas.

 

[EctoJohn]

@Jodaily won't stop calling me and it's starting to get creepy.

 

[Jodaily]

@Jodaily won't stop calling me and it's starting to get creepy.

That’s just the goats in your head.

He keeps escaping from the ward. The men in the white coats are coming, it’ll be ok.

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[EctoJohn]

He keeps escaping from Burt Ward.

 

[HollyS]

Has a cockatoo named Robin.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once died but has an extra life.

 

[Jodaily]

Was in the audience of the MST3000 shows

 

[HollyS]

Dropped acid at an MST3000 show and thought he was at a Phish show. (Sorry if this is too dumb - I don't know what MST3000 is. lol)

 

[Jaws82]

Saw Phish sober

 

[HollyS]

Saw Phish sober

Oh god no. Thankfully I have never seen Phish.

Has seen Phish 547 times.

 

[QwertyMaster]

The Room is unironically her favorite movie

 

[HollyS]

The Room is unironically her favorite movie

(I don't know if that's good or bad - I haven't seen it. )

Only types with his left index finger.

 

[QwertyMaster]

(I don't know if that's good or bad - I haven't seen it. )

Only types with his left index finger.

She did hit her. It's true. It's not bullshit. She did hit her.

 

[Jaws82]

Believes the earth is rectangle in shape

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the head of the International Hexagon Appreciation Society.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Is actually an FBI agent, assigned to lit to make sure we all mind our p's and q's.

He just does a terrible job at it.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Accidentally spent three weeks on the moon after she got really lost

 

[EctoJohn]

Is secretly spying on all of us to know our underwear habits.

 

[Jodaily]

Secretly has an underwear fetish and really hopes Qwerty knows nothing about this. Heck, I’d really rather not know about this!

 

[Jodaily]

He has been going commando since 2000 BC

Hard to find big enough briefs.

Drives a big ram truck, compensating?