~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[QwertyMaster]

Once got so lost at an IKEA that he found himself in a magical land with a talking lion.

 

[Jodaily]

Built himself a nifty squirrel chucker to toss squirrels out of his garden into the neighbors yard.

 

[kellyt1994]

When he asked if I wanted to share a Philly steak that was not what I thought I was agreeing to.

 

[EctoJohn]

They still think the Earth is flat.

 

[Jodaily]

Favorite dish growing up was pickle and peanut butter sandwich

 

[kellyt1994]

Invited me to an orgy but it turned to be one of those round-earther brainwashing cults.

 

[kellyt1994]

Favorite dish growing up was pickle and peanut butter sandwich

To be fair, most people just eat the pickle.

 

[Jodaily]

Was invited to an orgy but had nothing to wear

 

[The_Weeping_Angel]

Enjoys sex with elephants

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Was invited to a black tie affair three weeks ago and failed to RSVP.

 

[Jodaily]

Showed up at a black tie event wearing only a black tie. Definitely the highlight of the evening.

 

[Cindy027]

Works for the Littleton Co. which is renowned for their community involvement when it comes to painting murals of gothic eortica circa 205 BC. Jo is the prime architect for these murals which he believes serve the public better when spaced by specific time such as daily.

 

[kellyt1994]

She once wore cargo shorts on a nice golf course.

 

[Jodaily]

Hopes for a “hole in one” next time she golfs. So do all her partners.

 

[kellyt1994]

One of the 5% of Americans who have never had sex on a golf course.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Owns a collection of antique butt plugs and insists each has incredible “historical significance.”

 

[kellyt1994]

claims a stunning indifference to the sexual proclivities of Grover Cleveland

 

[EctoJohn]

Once created a 15 meter tall cardboard cutout of Oppenheimer.

 

[Jodaily]

Fantasizes about committing the original sin with Eve while Adam looks on. All life now descends from him.

 

[kellyt1994]

Readily admits his strange cuckold/pear fetish. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

 

[Cindy027]

Has read the internet from California to Beijing and still cannot find a suitable AV.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is obsessed with all things Peter Pan.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Is secretly Peter pan.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

She hates the movie Little Miss Sunshine

 

[SimonSex]

On a mission to see that baby carrots grow to their full potential