~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

Runs a cat rescue center out of his backyard.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Spends weekends walking around the city dressed up as a clown "because he can."

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows 14 ways to tie a knot, but still cannot manage his shoelaces.

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

Is secretly afraid of ghosts and sleeps with a nightlight

 

[EctoJohn]

Is actually over 10 feet tall and owns a "miniskirt" that would be a full length skirt to most.

 

[peter252]

Got a world record for eating toe nails

 

[EctoJohn]

Is certified to scuba dive in their bathtub.

 

[kellyt1994]

Has no idea what a girl has to do to get that certification.

 

[BDA73]

Secretly owns 7 butt plugs and names them sleepy, sneeze. Happy. Doc, grumpy bashful and doopey

 

[CuyValDar]

He is actually the accountant that the Ben Affleck movie The Accountant was secretly based on...

 

[kellyt1994]

Secretly owns 7 butt plugs and names them sleepy, sneeze. Happy. Doc, grumpy bashful and doopey

He just leaves Shaquille off the list. Seems a little racist.

 

[Jodaily]

Puts catsup on their prime rib.

 

[CuyValDar]

Deliberately goes 1 mph below the speed limit in the left lane

 

[draco519]

He once sucked a dick for bus fare.. then walked home.

 

[Oazeal]

Wares suspenders and a belt.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has the most immaculate beard on a mannequin ever.

 

[Jodaily]

Is very very close friends with Snow White and her seven dwarves. Wanted to be one of her dwarves.

 

[AnomalyLady]

^ Is Snow White

 

[Jodaily]

Wants to be me. Who wouldn’t.

 

[SimonSex]

Sources convertibles for parades

 

[QwertyMaster]

Invented the moon walk while on the moon

 

[SimonSex]

Can make a sow’s ear out of a purse

 

[peter252]

Has been a gigolo for the over 80s

 

[EctoJohn]

Love to lick the yellow snow.
Someone keeps spilling lemon flavoring all over.

 

[Jodaily]

Was cast as the first Darth Vader but was busy working on Fart Ghost Busters release.