~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kellyt1994]

Often masturbates to Linda from Bob's Burgers.

 

[Jodaily]

Lived in Hawaii long enough to learn how to belly dance Hula.

 

[Jodaily]

Oooh, squirrel!

Worked as a can can dancer in a drag show.

 

[kellyt1994]

He once cried for 3 days straight because someone made a crack about his dainty little feet.

 

[Jodaily]

Was a flower child in the ‘70s

 

[kellyt1994]

Her cookies can read your soul and judge you

Your "A Felony In Every Bite" ad campaign almost ran me out of business.

 

[kellyt1994]

Love to lick the yellow snow.
Someone keeps spilling lemon flavoring all over.

He pays me well to fill those "lemon flavoring" bottles.

 

[Jodaily]

She’s been trying to figure out how to cast love spells since high school

 

[kellyt1994]

She pays for things in buttons and curses

Asks me to deposit those buttons in unexpected, and frankly unhygienic, places.

 

[Jodaily]

Worries about those unhygienic places so keeps them plugged

 

[Spurtulator]

Worries about those unhygienic places so keeps them plugged

Feels ashamed after he masturbates

 

[Series 6]

His shoes are older than the internet.

Starts every morning by singing "Baby I'm a Star" by Prince while standing in front of a full-length mirror, totally nude

 

[Jodaily]

His main goal in life is to fart loud enough to set off a car alarm.

 

[kellyt1994]

His singing voice has been described as a delightful hybrid of William Shatner, Jennifer Tilly, and a new-born calf.

 

[EctoJohn]

They have been to the moon before, but accidentally deleted the footage.

 

[peter252]

Was kidnaped by aliens

 

[EctoJohn]

Once invented a soda that was old boot flavored.

 

[Zensual_mind]

He worked on the set of Ghostbusters.

 

[peter252]

Loves to put his feet in Baked beans

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

Has a stash of stolen toenail clippings

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a master of illusion, but only uses it to make people think her boobs are bigger.

 

[kellyt1994]

Is a master of illusion, but only uses it to make people think her boobs are bigger.

Engages in vile anti-wonder bra propaganda.

 

[Coyote100]

Is the script writer for all of the anti-wonder bra propaganda.

 

[Jodaily]

Was born in a litter of four.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the Emperor of a tiny island in the middle of the Atlantic called Guerraro that he built himself over a period of 14 years.