~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Find being lied to by politicians to be kinky.

 

[SimonSex]

Lindsey Graham lied to him about being straight.

 

[peter252]

Is a news reporter

 

[SimonSex]

Avoid his panel van at Home Depot.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is actually a master of a martial art from Switzerland.

 

[kellyt1994]

Is actually a master of a martial art from Switzerland.

"Art" is actually a 63 year old traffic cop with one arm.

 

[Coyote100]

Purposely left his profile empty because he is afraid ICE will deport him back to his native Liechtenstein.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is part of the Shadow Government, a group of hidden world leaders dedicated to worshipping Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[kellyt1994]

Still holds a grudge over being blackballed from the Shadow Temple Fish Fry following the "pantaloons incident".

 

[Jodaily]

Likes to deep fry turkey in the nude.

 

[kellyt1994]

Once asked, "Where'd you hide that baster?"

 

[EctoJohn]

Has the Guinness World Record for crashing weddings.

 

[Jodaily]

Wants to be the MVP in the Stanley cups but can’t ice skate.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Recently completed the Tour de France without a bicycle.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is in a group of Anti-Panty protesters

 

[Jodaily]

Once got thrown out of a funeral for making lewd comments about the dearly departed.

 

[EctoJohn]

Owns over 500 Sharpie markers exclusively for the smell.

 

[Jodaily]

Claims to be a Sherpa in the Himalayas but is afraid of heights.

 

[peter252]

Makes cabanas lollies

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Olympic equestrian in 2012.

 

[peter252]

Plays the harmonica in a tribute band for Metallica

 

[Jodaily]

Ran off to join the circus

 

[Taegul]

Tattooed his penis to make it look like a pencil.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Takes dates to Arbys

 

[Taegul]

Takes dates to Arbys

She's just jealous she's never had a first date wine and dine her at Arby's before.