~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LexiSmiles92]

She's just jealous she's never had a first date wine and dine her at Arby's before.

Baseless LIES!!

@Taegul believes Arby's serves wine

 

[Taegul]

Baseless LIES!!

@Taegul believes Arby's serves wine

She doesn't know the difference between wine and grape juice. Gets equally lit either way.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

She doesn't know the difference between wine and grape juice. Gets equally lit either way.

(might not actually be a lie. I don't drink ... so there!)

Uses his feet to make his own grape juice

 

[Taegul]

(might not actually be a lie. I don't drink ... so there!)

Uses his feet to make his own grape juice

Inspired by this, she uses her feet to make guacamole. (Hint: It doesn't work that way, Lexi)

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Inspired by this, she uses her feet to make guacamole. (Hint: It doesn't work that way, Lexi)

well you're doing it wrong.

He hates Lexi

 

[Taegul]

well you're doing it wrong.

He hates Lexi

I'm fairly certain she's frowning behind that water bottle. She's so consistently grumpy, she was the original inspiration for the Grinch.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

I'm fairly certain she's frowning behind that water bottle. She's so consistently grumpy, she was the original inspiration for the Grinch.

lol its all true

Has a new water bottle fetish.

 

[Taegul]

lol its all true

Has a new water bottle fetish.

Don't be fooled, everyone. That's not a water bottle. She spits her chewing tobacco into it everywhere she goes. Filthy habit, Lexi. Ewwwwww, gross.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Don't be fooled, everyone. That's not a water bottle. She spits her chewing tobacco into it everywhere she goes. Filthy habit, Lexi. Ewwwwww, gross.

Waits for Lexi to throw her "water" bottle out ... sneaks over and steals it. Weird.

 

[Taegul]

Waits for Lexi to throw her "water" bottle out ... sneaks over and steals it. Weird.

Loves to kink shame people. Obviously.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a fascination with licking envelopes.

 

[Jodaily]

This from one whos tongue stays glued to the roof of his mouth.

 

[Taegul]

He has never worn matching shoes in his adult life.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a strange fascination with the social media of ants.

 

[Jodaily]

Was born in a plasma reactor

 

[kellyt1994]

Has been known to claim that he is official hatmaker to Felurian.

 

[Jodaily]

Has a huge turkey baster collection that is brought out only for friends.

 

[kellyt1994]

Has a fascination with licking envelopes.

never really grasped the concept of "practice".

 

[Jodaily]

Works as a counselor at the local clown college.

 

[draco519]

Works as a counselor at the local clown college.

He once went to outback steakhouse. Because of this? He now speaks like a full blown Aussie. Ask him and he'll answer, "OI OI!"

 

[Coyote100]

His name is actually short for Dracolena.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

Is named in honour of their favourite film

 

[EctoJohn]

Once broke 14 jaywalkers out of prison.

 

[Jodaily]

Helped with the jailbreak. He’d been so hammered when busted for jaywalking he was able to slither out of the cage and get the keys. Demon rum

 

[kellyt1994]

Rum often gives super powers but they're rarely the useful kind.