~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kellyt1994]

Once applied to the X-men but they had no opening for a telekinetic crab shucker.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has made their entire house out of aluminum foil.

 

[kellyt1994]

Became very upset when he realized that his marriage to a butter carving of Shaka Khan's head was only recognized in California.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Has a goal of eating a fried Oreo cookie at each State Fair in the United States.

 

[Saltfountain]

Hires herself out as a naked platter for fried Oreo eating competitions at State Fairs nationwide

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is not supportive of anyone and gets jealous easy, hence the username

 

[Saltfountain]

Has a full body tattoo of business dress, so even when she's nude, she's clothed

 

[Series 6]

Has a full body tattoo of business dress, so even when she's nude, she's clothed

Salt fountain is actually the nickname he has given his penis

 

[Saltfountain]

Salt fountain is actually the nickname he has given his penis

I mean, it was from a band name generator on the interweb, but I used it here as it sounded like a euphemism for a dick...

Series 6 was never actually made. It was cancelled after Series 4, but with Series 5 in preproduction but never finished.

Series 6 is actually fanfiction of an alternate future based on the ending of 4, and rumours of 5...

 

[Series 6]

I mean, it was from a band name generator on the interweb, but I used it here as it sounded like a euphemism for a dick...

Series 6 was never actually made. It was cancelled after Series 4, but with Series 5 in preproduction but never finished.

Series 6 is actually fanfiction of an alternate future based on the ending of 4, and rumours of 5...

On nights before he plans to have sex, he eats a lot of pineapple. Those are the days that he re-nicknames his penis, the Sugar Fountain.

 

[Jodaily]

Prefers pineapple eaters over broccoli eaters.

 

[EctoJohn]

Does a podcast about the love of paper and paper products.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Does a podcast about the love of paper and paper products.

You mean me right? I’m the stationery nerd here.

Is the one person who believes 78 degrees is the correct temperature for the air conditioning setting.

 

[EctoJohn]

You mean me right? I’m the stationery nerd here.

Is the one person who believes 78 degrees is the correct temperature for the air conditioning setting.

Prefers throwing rock to paper and scissors.

 

[Series 6]

Prefers throwing rock to paper and scissors.

He believes the only true Ghostbusters movie was the one that came out in 2016 with Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, and Kate McKinnon

 

[EctoJohn]

That's not a lie, that's an insult!

He knows that Boba Fett was a wimp and really did die in a Sarlacc pit thanks to his cheap Mandalorian armor.

 

[Jodaily]

Loves spending his days watching B movies. Enjoys the intriguing plot lines.

 

[kellyt1994]

That's not a lie, that's an insult!

He knows that Boba Fett was a wimp and really did die in a Sarlacc pit thanks to his cheap Mandalorian armor.

Once wore Forsworn armor to church.

 

[Jodaily]

Fantasizes about being a young teasing virgin.

 

[kellyt1994]

Cruelly mocks the sexually frustrated.

 

[Jodaily]

As they so often so richly deserve.
Is sexually frustrated. Mock mock mock

 

[kellyt1994]

Is under federal investigation for interstate trafficking of stolen goats.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Banned for making me feel old
1994!??
She’s 31 already
That means my daughter will hit 30 soon
So old!
I best leave here.

 

[kellyt1994]

But you told me all Daddies do that.

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't know the difference between extraterrestrials and illegal aliens.