~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kellyt1994]

Le dice a una chica de Texas que no sabe tacos.

 

[peter252]

Loves her tacos

 

[SimonSex]

Might be in queue for the Dalai Lama gig coming up.

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks all girls with shaved heads and orange robes are Tibetan monks.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Capitalizes the name of her location because she needs to prove that everything is bigger in Texas

 

[peter252]

Wants to live in Texas

 

[SimonSex]

Has a complicated fixation with Oprah

 

[Jodaily]

Is a fixer for Oprah.

 

[kellyt1994]

Claims he worked with Oprah at Hooters

 

[Pad_Foot]

She never tells what the “t” stands for

 

[kellyt1994]

Thinks that's the kind of story I would tell with my clothes on

 

[Pad_Foot]

She told me that the “t” was way too personal to divulge ever

 

[Coyote100]

But you told me all Daddies do that.

She still has rope scars from her days as a shibari aerialist.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

She still has rope scars from her days as a shibari aerialist.

Is a Japanese virgin

 

[Coyote100]

Is a Japanese virgin

She is a delightful English lady working for a French company in Paris.

 

[kellyt1994]

She still has rope scars from her days as a shibari aerialist.

The earthbound always envy the flyers.

 

[kellyt1994]

She is a delightful English lady


Someone's not good with accents, y'all.

 

[Coyote100]

The earthbound always envy the flyers.

Her only problem as an aerialist was her fear of heights.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

Her only problem as an aerialist was her fear of heights.

Was the trumpet player for Oasis but left before they got famous

 

[Coyote100]

Was the trumpet player for Oasis but left before they got famous

She told lies to other people that l didn't know how to blow a trumpet.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once thought French toast had something to do with kissing bread.

 

[kellyt1994]

She told lies to other people that l didn't know how to blow a trumpet.

Not me. I told everyone you were a terrific blower.

 

[Sunlover102]

Not me. I told everyone you were a terrific blower.

Turned down 5 great job opportunities because her aerialist skills were in demand at home.

 

[kellyt1994]

Turned down 5 great job opportunities because her aerialist skills were in demand at home.

Told me that no one in this thread has read Dungeon Crawler Carl.


<--- shakes head sadly

 

[EctoJohn]

Knows the secret to immortal life, but refuses to share it.