~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kellyt1994]

Knows the secret to immortal life, but refuses to share it.

He forgets that time when he wouldn't share his French fries.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He forgets that time when he wouldn't share his French fries.

She eats her French fries the same way she French kisses. She wrote an essay as to why they taste better.

 

[Jodaily]

Got fired from McDonalds for doing unspeakable things with the French fries.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once lived under London Bridge until it fell down.

 

[peter252]

Travels around the world begging

 

[kellyt1994]

Got fired from McDonalds for doing unspeakable things with the French fries.

Conveniently forgets to mention that sales went up 130%.

 

[kellyt1994]

Once lived under London Bridge until it fell down.

Conveniently neglects to mention that I was shredding.

<--- wearing shoes on Saturday grumble grumble

 

[Jodaily]

Gave up a promising career with Barnum and Bailey to pursue her lifelong fantasy of being a trombonist.

 

[kellyt1994]

Only because "someone" snitched on me and Mrs. Bailey.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Only because "someone" switched on me and Mrs. Bailey.

She used to be a wrestling valet.

 

[kellyt1994]

She used to be a wrestling valet.

As my manager he ruined my wrestling career by billing me as the Santa Ana Linguist. Had to go back to the fucking trombone.

 

[peter252]

Loves to play on the ropes

 

[Coyote100]

Loves to play on the ropes

He forgot that posts on this thread are suppose to be untrue.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a special app on his phone that allows him to communicate in secret with North Korea.

 

[Jodaily]

Spent his entire June salary buying pop bottle rockets for the fourth of July

 

[EctoJohn]

Was born in 1857.

 

[kellyt1994]

Was born in 1857.

Pretends he isn't jealous that I blew Mark Twain.

 

[Jodaily]

Pretends he isn't jealous that I blew Mark Twain.

LMAO, now that’s funny!

Now we know how she got started on her huge trombone career. Spoiled her, and she only blew huge trombones.

 

[kellyt1994]

Mr. Clemens was packin'.

 

[Jodaily]

You just liked him cuz he gave such good tongue lashings

 

[kellyt1994]

You just liked him cuz he gave such good tongue lashings

It isn't true that he wrote that Jumping Frog story after giving me . . .rearward attention.




I mean, seriously, it's not true.









Not even a little bit.

 

[Jodaily]

Uhuh, I’m sure!

Maybe that explains the box of frogs you keep on your dresser.

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[kellyt1994]

I told him no limit and he tried to make me quit smoking. Fucking asshole!!

 

[Jodaily]

Maybe it had to do with what you were smoking. No tobacco zone?

 

[peter252]

Sells contraband on the black market