~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[GetNerdy]

Once broke Sigourney Weaver's heart.

Was Sigourney Weaver's rebound..

 

[Chiley]

GetsDirty

 

[Graybear1826]

Is often very naughty.

 

[kellyt1994]

Lost an eye in a freak "back massager" accident.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Always chooses paper over plastic.

 

[Graybear1826]

Once had a mirror tell her she was the fairest.

 

[EctoJohn]

Painstakingly dyes every individual hair on their head a different color.

 

[LeSabreur]

In his back room, shown only to select visitors, is his Victorian dildo collection.

 

[Graybear1826]

Once did Alice Coopers makeup.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

loves to play in water...even if it's in another person's home...

 

[LeSabreur]

Has an impressive collection of vinyl records.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Prefers Ludosport to Olympic fencing.

 

[kellyt1994]

Showed up to the Olympic Fencing Team tryouts with a Rolex, three car stereos, and a bag of mismatched jewelry.

 

[MrPimms]

Uses high-content elastic in bungee routines, also holds shares in a Big Top repair company

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Keeps a tier list of movie monsters according to quality of sexy time.

 

[EctoJohn]

Their username was picked after their preference for dancing in the shower.

 

[Graybear1826]

Encourages dancing in the shower as he is a purveyor of adhesive ducks.

 

[EctoJohn]

Gives gift cards that are already partially spent as a present.

 

[aiyia]

Is a non sequitir

 

[SimonSex]

Would like to buy a consonant

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once on Jeopardy and came in 2nd place with $1.

 

[LeSabreur]

Actually has his skeleton outside his body.

 

[Stephie02]

Just discovered fire and is amazed

 

[SimonSex]

Eats flan every Tuesday

 

[Graybear1826]

Has a ten-minute memory, has been working upper body for ten years, legs look like Olive Oyl's.