~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MrPimms]

SaltandPepperBear was not a favourable name as enquiries were plentiful asking to ‘Push it’

 

[LeSabreur]

Author of the text, "How to Write Good"

 

[MrPimms]

Puts on French accent to impress people, but is actually from Kent

 

[Tallulah82]

Puts on French accent to impress people, but is actually from Kent

Started saving in his piggy bank to buy his first laundrette when he watched THAT Levi advert.

 

[MrPimms]

Started saving in his piggy bank to buy his first laundrette when he watched THAT Levi advert.

Gave me the pair of Levi’s to make my own version of that advert, but made me sign a binding contract about the laundrette.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has bee inside the White House bathroom.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

His real name is John Ectoplasm

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Her birth year is actually 1981.

 

[LeSabreur]

He was actually never born; he's just always been.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

He was actually never born; he's just always been.

How'd you know? I thought I kept that under wraps?

 

[Wandering_Sen]

@LeSabreur once held the world record for how many awkward silences a person can cause in 24 hours. His record was one every 30 minutes.

 

[NudieUser]

@LeSabreur once held the world record for how many awkward silences a person can cause in 24 hours. His record was one every 30 minutes.

Is actually the real last samurai of the world

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Is actually the real last samurai of the world

I heard she fucked Charlie Harper...

 

[aiyia]

Is Canadian

 

[ShaneoD]

Has no idea what daggering is

 

[aiyia]

Has balls as big as Texas

 

[SpicyBean99]

Has no idea what daggering is

Sleeps with one sock...alternating which foot wears the sock each night.

 

[aiyia]

Is still searching for that perfect 100th bean

 

[EctoJohn]

Wears sneakers to bed.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Rubs his head and pats his stomach whilst simultaneously singing bohemian rhapsody every morning in the mirror. (Part of the usual morning routine, of course.)

 

[Jaws82]

Rubs his head and pats his stomach whilst simultaneously singing bohemian rhapsody every morning in the mirror. (Part of the usual morning routine, of course.)

Performed a ritualistic sacrifice for a really nice turkey sandwich

 

[SpicyBean99]

Dances naked before his lover wearing nothing but a tin hat as a mating ritual

 

[SpicyBean99]

Performed a ritualistic sacrifice for a really nice turkey sandwich

That must have looked like a really REALLY good turkey sandwich

 

[Jaws82]

That must have looked like a really REALLY good turkey sandwich

Fresh mayo, maple smoked bacon, Italian bread lightly toasted. Crisp lettuce and tomatoes.

It was worth it

 

[Jaws82]

Dances naked before his lover wearing nothing but a tin hat as a mating ritual

Has a leather whip she calls "Jessica"