Said no one ever....

[Taegul]

Steven Seagal has such great range as an actor.

 

[Lia Monde]

I so respect all politicians.

 

[LadyElsbeth]

Trump is so shy.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I truly miss dial-up.

 

[tiny_tits]

Put lots more cologne on.

 

[catherinewheel77]

If only Smallpox would make a comeback.

 

[DarkSimian]

I really wish catherinewheel would put a top on...

 

[catherinewheel77]

I really wish catherinewheel would put a top on...

Hahaha!! That’s fucking gold, DS.

 

[DarkSimian]

Hahaha!! That’s fucking gold, DS.

You're welcome

 

[BradBigBrain]

Van Halen sounded much better with Sammy Hagar as lead singer.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Flaccid dicks make me swoon.

 

[DarkSimian]

The internet is the perfect place to rationally discuss poitics

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm surprised at how little drama there is on Lit.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I want Harvey Weinstein on top of me right now.

 

[DarkSimian]

I only watch porn for the storyline, acting, and superior production values

 

[BradBigBrain]

Watching two women having sex is yucky.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I serenely drift off listening to the dulcet tones of Yoko Ono every night.

 

[DarkSimian]

Blowjobs are overrated

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love taking the trash out

 

[Taegul]

Hawaii sounds nice and all, but how about a trip to North Korea this year instead?

 

[John_Q_Public]

I bought a pickup truck because I love helping people move!

 

[Jada59]

Sweet and sour liver with pineapple chunks. Yum!

 

[KimGordon67]

Y'know, those Incel guys have a point ... it really IS the fault of feminism and just women in general that they're not getting laid, and we should start dating them immediately.

 

[Jada59]

Bring on the colonoscopy!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Let's send a manned mission to the sun!