Said no one ever....

[catherinewheel77]

Rest Stop bathrooms are delightful.

 

[rbijon]

Believe in match-makers.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I love the smell of dog shit.

 

[BadAmy]

I wish I could have another papercut.
Wait.
Nevermind.

 

[catherinewheel77]

A grueling tax audit makes me wet.

 

[rbijon]

Don't wear anything sexy today.

 

[cowslinger64]

Two chicks and me? No way!

 

[Taegul]

Why do Sumo wrestlers bother to wear anything at all? They should drop the diaper thongs completely.

 

[Taegul]

I want to become a massage therapist at a clothing-optional retirement home.

 

[Jada59]

Getting stuck in traffic is fun!

 

[fisherfella]

my iphone is down to 5% ...yay!!

 

[Bdm20]

Yes, I do find your sister to be hotter than you.

 

[Taegul]

Wow, that Colonoscopy was fun, can we do it again?

 

[Jada59]

I hope my car runs out of gas!

 

[alwaysaway]

Wow, I love your Crocs!

 

[John_Q_Public]

I want to be alone this holiday season.

 

[HBergeron]

The hell with Princess Leia - gimme some of that Jabba The Hut!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I really miss K-Mart.

 

[alwaysaway]

I could listen to Wham’s “Last Christmas” all day long.

 

[Jada59]

I LOVE doing laundry!

 

[alwaysaway]

I’d love to rub your sweaty feet!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I love going to the dentist!!

 

[johnrael]

I wish I got more phone calls from political pollsters.

 

[Jada59]

Let me sit on that big cactus!

 

[ydahecnot]

“Hmmm, a song parody thread. Subscribed!”