Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Bry1313]

"Doctor Odyssey?" Do they realize it was called that because Odysseus was the only person on the ship to survive?

Sorry, sorry, off topic. I have no idea why it is so hard for me to find a crush...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Can I drop by for an occasional visit?

I also want to watch, and see if I can get Aussie to sit on my lap

That's a bit of a nervous giggle

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

That's a bit of a nervous giggle

Nervous? Around little ol' me? I'm nothing if not chaste and respectful.

 

[Noor]

I like this thread and I’d use the service, but I don’t current have a secret crush.

 

[Wriggle]

I like this thread and I’d use the service, but I don’t current have a secret crush.

This is also my problem.

I even considered just sending an obscure username for a laugh.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'd appreciate the definition of a crush. Are there categories of crush? Like friend crushes, wanna-be-naked crushes, mushy-feels crushes?
And also, the etiquette guidelines on how many is "too many".
And is it only supposed to be one at a time?

 

[lavendersilk]

I'd appreciate the definition of a crush. Are there categories of crush? Like friend crushes, wanna-be-naked crushes, mushy-feels crushes?
And also, the etiquette guidelines on how many is "too many".
And is it only supposed to be one at a time?

You can specify in your request which you are looking for I would assume.

 

[Tallulah82]

You can specify in your request which you are looking for I would assume.

So I can request all? Multiples of all?

 

[Bry1313]

So I can request all? Multiples of all?

It’s a full service offering, and yes, the entire suite of crushes, both secret or prospective may be shared.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So I can request all? Multiples of all?

Hi.

 

[Bry1313]

Hi.

Which crush of hers are you gunning for?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which crush of hers are you gunning for?

Don't know about him, but I am easy. I can be policrushable for her.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You can specify in your request which you are looking for I would assume.

I do like the a la carte approach here. Especially the 'naked crush' options.

 

[Wriggle]

The thread has worked already as someone has already admitted I'm one of their crushes today

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My approach to crushes is to either awkwardly blurt out that I have one then hope they immediately forget or to never speak or hint about it and hope they are telepathic.
It's working so well!
(it is not)

 

[LostHorizon]

I’ve decided to create a service, for you the Lit poster. Are you crushing someone but are too shy to let them know? Are you worried your crush might already have someone but you don’t want to ask directly. Well I’m here to help. My PM box is open to help you with your secret crush needs. I’ll happily contact your crush, and either do the full Cyrano De Bergerac and make them fall for you or just ask the key information you would need to know if your crush is ready for your affection. PM me your crush and let me know how I can help. Additionally if you need help identifying your compatible crush, please fill out the survey and submit and I’ll help identify just the right person for you

If you have a secret crush and want help

• Who is your crush
• would you like it to stay a secret
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread
• why do you like your crush

If you’d like match making support

• What is your gender
• What gender(s) do you seek
• What are your interests
• What are your non-negotiables
• How big is your dick/boobs
• If you were an animal, what would you be
• How often would you like to communicate with your crush
• When are you free to chat with your crush
• Do you send or expect nudes
• Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
• Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
• Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?

If there is anything else I can do to help your lit love life thrive in the coming new year, I’m here. As the person who is target of zero crushes, no one is safer to share with than me to help you out

I don’t know about this…

This is very sketchy.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Which crush of hers are you gunning for?

Yes.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I don’t know about this…

This is very sketchy.

So I'm in the right place. Sweet.

 

[Noor]

This is also my problem.

I even considered just sending an obscure username for a laugh.

Finding one that didn’t exist might be troublesome.

 

[lavendersilk]

My approach to crushes is to either awkwardly blurt out that I have one then hope they immediately forget or to never speak or hint about it and hope they are telepathic.
It's working so well!
(it is not)

Hi... I think... you're... really cool... bye...

 

[MandaPandaa]

So, what if you have a crush and they know but you still want to participate? Will you still send an anonymous message?

 

[UnquietDreams]

My approach to crushes is to either awkwardly blurt out that I have one then hope they immediately forget or to never speak or hint about it and hope they are telepathic.
It's working so well!
(it is not)

Rosie, you are eminently adorable, and don't let yourself tell yourself anything different.

 

[Wriggle]

Finding one that didn’t exist might be troublesome.

Look in the describe your crush thread for my entries.
Non existent ones are easily the easiest for me to find.

 

[lavendersilk]

So, what if you have a crush and they know but you still want to participate? Will you still send an anonymous message?

Asking the best questions.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hi... I think... you're... really cool... bye...

Omg you're telepathic!?