Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

You are no help at all. I wasn't even asking for realtor services. Lmao
What did you really expect from @Bry1313?

Anyway... Your not so secret crush seems to be very fond of these things called Lit bucks. Have you tried enticing him with those? Perhaps keep mentioning your better weather during his scorching summers. Always remind him of his awful state politics.

And if none of that gets him moving... Rely on describing your fantasies of what you could be doing as sexy neighbors. If it doesn't work, at least you'd have had a lot of fun anyway.
 
I like this thread and I’d use the service, but I don’t current have a secret crush.

This is also my problem.

I even considered just sending an obscure username for a laugh.

So... @Noor have you met our resident sexy, funny, friendly, and very dick trickable @Wriggle, whose only flaw is having a weird definition of "rocket"?

@Wriggle have you met @Noor? Who admittedly I don't really know, but seems nice and I think is female. What else do you really need to know on lit?
 
What did you really expect from @Bry1313?

Anyway... Your not so secret crush seems to be very fond of these things called Lit bucks. Have you tried enticing him with those? Perhaps keep mentioning your better weather during his scorching summers. Always remind him of his awful state politics.

And if none of that gets him moving... Rely on describing your fantasies of what you could be doing as sexy neighbors. If it doesn't work, at least you'd have had a lot of fun anyway.
Sounds like too much work...
 
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