Sex & Shenanigans

I've yet to see a pair of titties (on a woman) I wouldn't motorboat. Though if they're smaller, would that be a jetski?
I'd say mine were more like a canoe. Kinda long and skinny. Picture your nana's titties.
 
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Poor Mondays. Fucking on Mondays can make the whole week good.
Oh I get that .. but like Mondays I’m just wanting to crawl into bed immediately upon returning to work … which, I guess just sets it all up.

Ok my mission is clear. To fuck EVERY Monday for the foreseeable future to see if it objectively makes my life better.
 
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