Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

This thread needs a self proclaimed cuntish personality … @AmberLGreen care to weigh in?

 

[Bbl87]

I'd day mine were more like a canoe. Kinda long and skinny. Picture your nana's titties.

Never seen my nana's. But if you want to shoot me a PM since yours are analogous, feel free. Purely for informational purposes.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'd give it the old college try.

Ironically enough, never motorboated my wife, she thinks it's stupid. Which it is but I'm stupid too so it works. I keep telling her I'm going to stealth motorboat her one of these days...

There is nothing stealth about motorboating. Trust me on this one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was thinking this sounded like sock titties and @Indiesoul does not have sock titties.

I didn’t think so … I’m pretty sure she’s posted to the boards before and they are very lovely titties

 

[Photog1rl]

Never seen my nana's. But if you want to shoot me a PM since yours are analogous, feel free. Purely for informational purposes.

Worst Titty request I’ve ever read and I’ve seen some bad ones!

 

[crazychemgirl]

There is nothing stealth about motorboating. Trust me on this one.

Seconded

 

[Bbl87]

There is nothing stealth about motorboating. Trust me on this one.

Oh, I'm just saying sneaking up on her. Once the act has begun, I know it ain't gonna be subtle.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I'm just saying sneaking up on her. Once the act has begun, I know it ain't gonna be subtle.

That’s a good way to get a bloody nose … probably

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh, I'm just saying sneaking up on her. Once the act has begun, I know it ain't gonna be subtle.

Even the approach-its straight on and you will have the “I’m about to motorboat you” look in your eyes.

 

[Bbl87]

Worst Titty request I’ve ever read and I’ve seen some bad ones!

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

You can't shame me, for I have none.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Even the approach-its straight on and you will have the “I’m about to motorboat you” look in your eyes.

Oh man … now THAT is a good visual. I picture like a cat peeking out from behind a couch where you can just see its eyes and you know they’re planning an attack.

 

[Photog1rl]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

You can't shame me, for I have none.

NMK lol

 

[gga]

Ok my mission is clear. To fuck EVERY Monday for the foreseeable future to see if it objectively makes my life better.

#goals

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh man … now THAT is a good visual. I picture like a cat peeking out from behind a couch where you can just see its eyes and you know they’re planning an attack.

I’ve had complete strangers attempt to motorboat me dozens of times…

 

[Bbl87]

That’s a good way to get a bloody nose … probably

Worth it

Even the approach-its straight on and you will have the “I’m about to motorboat you” look in your eyes.

True. I have a hard time hiding things like that. I'd try it during sex but I don't think I want to sacrifice a good session for the sake of the motorboat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This should be a challenge… the Monday sex challenge for a better life

 

[SixShooter14]

Whoa wait.... How did i get here? And where is here? Did i fall into another chaos rabbit hole?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve had complete strangers attempt to motorboat me dozens of times…

What the what…. Really???

 

[Photog1rl]

Whoa wait.... How did i get here? And where is here? Did i fall into another chaos rabbit hole?

Yes, except it’s sad sex and shenanigans
FIFM lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whoa wait.... How did i get here? And where is here? Did i fall into another chaos rabbit hole?

Just accept it and roll

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worth it



True. I have a hard time hiding things like that. I'd try it during sex but I don't think I want to sacrifice a good session for the sake of the motorboat.

Good to know men are willing to risk a bloody nose in the pursuit of motor boating

 

[SixShooter14]

Yes, except it’s sad and shenanigans

Well... This is perfect for me since there's no sex in my life.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, except it’s sad and shenanigans

Sad and shenanigans? Lol … oh no.

 

[Bbl87]

I’ve had complete strangers attempt to motorboat me dozens of times…

Now thats no bueno. My motorboat doesn't travel on private waters without permission.

 

[Indie]

Lies!

I was thinking this sounded like sock titties and @Indiesoul does not have sock titties.

What would you call them?