Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

He wasn’t born in what would become the US though, he was born in the Carribean. I believe being born there was a requirement even then, which is why he wasn’t seriously considered for President?

You're trying to get me another WotW, aren't you?

He was a US citizen when the Constitution was adopted (and was instrumental in getting it passed. Fuck the man could write!) "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President." (Emphasis mine.)

 

[Bbl87]

I know I’ve posted something to the effect of “treat me like a doughnut. Lick me, nibble and bite me, glaze me and fill my holes with cream” in the past, but…

Can I just “” the cheeseburger part and none of the rest?

I'll allow it. I'm a pretty weird dude, so me in my entirety is rarely someone's cup of tea. Or Bourbon.

For the only fans tentacles LARP Henati ?

Y'all joke about it, but as I've said before, we have one in my house (though not that one). It's a hit with the lady.

 

[Bbl87]

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!

You just need to come get some nice Midwestern hospitality instead of making fun of us.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

Or SE Portland in November. They love their Tudor-style houses too. And beeswax candles. (I have a pair of beeswax candles I just received. I can't wait for November!)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Y'all joke about it, but as I've said before, we have one in my house (though not that one). It's a hit with the lady.

You're preaching the the choir.... However slow I am... ... I just didn't do the math before now....
I have the glass one myself...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My bad

Still

You just need to come get some nice Midwestern hospitality instead of making fun of us.

I can give some of you a pass occasionally, but I still get to make fun of @Bry1313 , right? I might explode if I was the only one who couldn’t

 

[Wriggle]

Or SE Portland in November. They love their Tudor-style houses too. And beeswax candles. (I have a pair of beeswax candles I just received. I can't wait for November!)

I was looking at Annapolis a while back and thought it looked like the Netherlands

 

[Wriggle]

I can give some of you a pass occasionally, but I still get to make fun of @Bry1313 , right? I might explode if I was the only one who couldn’t

No kitty.

If you make fun of @Bry1313 you will have to deal with my wrath.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*portal guns in...

Ahem, BOOBS are AWESOME!

But so are bottoms!

Therefore boobs and bottoms ARE AWESOME together!

This has been a Beast PSA.

*portal guns out

 

[dawn_of_night]

You just need to come get some nice Midwestern hospitality instead of making fun of us.

Say it louder for the ones in the back.....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No kitty.

If you make fun of @Bry1313 you will have to deal with my wrath.

Fair trade

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Fire Sheep" just doesn't seem either heavy or metal...

 

[dawn_of_night]

"Fire Sheep" just doesn't seem either heavy or metal...

I think you said it wrong....
How about, Flamming Ram

Because I'm here to tell you.... When will catches fire its legit an awful smell ....
I wish that to no one

 

[UnquietDreams]

No kitty.

If you make fun of @Bry1313 you will have to deal with my wrath.

You are going to rain wrath on anyone who makes fun of Bry? You are going to be a busy wrather...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think you said it wrong....
How about, Flamming Ram

I think that is a bar in The Castro...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think that is a bar in The Castro...

Ooh....
I was picturing the sheep in Sing.... Busters friend....
In rainbow colors ...

 

[Bbl87]

I can give some of you a pass occasionally, but I still get to make fun of @Bry1313 , right? I might explode if I was the only one who couldn’t

I was once told that Midwesterners are the Canadians of the US. Which as a red blooded, patriotic American I initially took offense to (no offense to our neighbors to the north, I just bleed red white and blue). But the more I thought about it, it really is true.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

Reminds me of "I'm British!" by Professor Elemental.

"Or you can feel bleak joy in a seaside town
As the rain pours down on your chips
Or you can drink ten pints of Adnams
Without ever breaking your stride
Or repress your emotions and passions
And bury them deep inside
Then I've kept a room in a cramped B&B
With a TV, that only shows BBC2
And I have the keys right here
I've been keeping them just for you..."

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean;
And so between the two of them they licked the platter clean.

My wife and I watched "X" tonight. She dislikes porn. I dislike horror. Between the two of us we watched the whole movie.

 

[Wriggle]

Reminds me of "I'm British!" by Professor Elemental.

"Or you can feel bleak joy in a seaside town
As the rain pours down on your chips
Or you can drink ten pints of Adnams
Without ever breaking your stride
Or repress your emotions and passions
And bury them deep inside
Then I've kept a room in a cramped B&B
With a TV, that only shows BBC2
And I have the keys right here
I've been keeping them just for you..."

Well worth a moment of anyone's time.

 

[Wriggle]

My wife and I watched "X" tonight. She dislikes porn. I dislike horror. Between the two of us we watched the whole movie.

X was made for me.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

X was made for me.

The first half was pretty good. It really dropped off in the second act, though.

 

[Wriggle]

The first half was pretty good. It really dropped off in the second act, though.

I've not only been a fan of horror and porn for ages, I've also followed Ty West and his work since his retrospective House of The Devil.

 

[LupineOne]

Stop … I’m gonna cum.

You think I’m gonna stop now? What sort of monster do you take me for??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've not only been a fan of horror and porn for ages, I've also followed Ty West and his work since his retrospective House of The Devil.

Such a good director … can’t wait to watch Maxxxine