Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

Wonder how that would work with a loonie or toonie...

Have at it. Right now it's Litbucks. C'mon now!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Air fried radishes has me intrigued. I usually eat them raw with a dash of salt

Wait.... Did I miss the radish conversation?

Hello and welcome to my OnlyPans. Tonight we're frying radishes!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also …post orgasm, of course.

I'm passed out sleeping instead of eating soup

Maybe I'm a lazy lover

And there’s the reason OP and I would never work out I’d need at LEAST 7 more Os before you went to sleep, bare minimum. I need Os like @Indie needs to be told she’s perfection personified and has a cute butt

I'm more of a chowder person, myself.

Every time I see a New Englander type “chowder,” I hear Mayor Quimby saying “chowda” in my head!

Soups are thin and broth-based. Chowders are thick and cream-based. And don't get me started on that Manhattan clam "chowder" BS.

Soup is soup. Broth is soup. Stock is soup. Consommé is soup. Stew is soup. Chowder is soup.

A pic... of my chowder?
No... because it's not chowder season yet.


That's like saying jam and jelly are the same thing.

Jam is jam is jam … jelly is jam

Okay, you lost me there. Jam is jelly, not the other way around!

Just like a sweater is a sweater is a sweater … a hoodie is a sweater

Except when it’s a sweatshirt!

 

[morelikeasong]

Air fried radishes has me intrigued. I usually eat them raw with a dash of salt

They taste totally different roasted! If you’ve never had it, you should try.

 

[Wriggle]

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I don’t know where this is but I want to be there.

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

 

[hotoldrguy]

Red or white?

And do you have a pic?

red or white chowder? Are you from New York?
This is chowder

 

[lavendersilk]

No, that was the conversation about whether Alexander Hamilton had a chance to be President before the Hamilton–Reynolds affair pamphlet. You nominated me for it, and I won Wanker of the Week, thanks to you. It is linked in my sig.

Blast from the past.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm a Metal Monkey! Pssst, @SalaciousMonkey22
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I am Metal Tiger

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ahem … Dicktacles

 

[lavendersilk]

Trading Litbucks for boobs....inbox is open. Name your price!

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You just did...

I am Metal Tiger

Are we compatible?

 

[hotoldrguy]

You just did...

Are we compatible?

we won't know until we try

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Like smashed with some Mexican spices and corn chips???

Hmmm.... And I liked you library man....
I guess that means we get our own bowls when we have Mexican

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!

Year of the nak refers to Phaja Nak, a legendary dragon

To the left is the western year, the right is the buddhist year

1975 Wood Rabbit 2518
1976 Fire Nak 2519
1977 Fire Snake 2520
1978 Earth Horse 2521

1979 Earth Sheep 2522
1980 Metal Monkey 2523
1981 Metal Rooster 2524
1982 Water Dog 2525

1983 Water Pig 2526
1984 Wood Rat 2527
1985 Wood Ox 2528
1986 Fire Tiger 2529

1987 Fire Rabbit 2530
1988 Earth Nak 2531
1989 Earth Snake 2532
1990 Metal Horse 2533

1991 Metal Sheep 2534
1992 Water Monkey 2535
1993 Water Rooster 2536
1994 Wood Dog 2537

1995 Wood Pig 2538
1996 Fire Rat 2539
1997 Fire Ox 2540
1998 Earth Tiger 2541

1999 Earth Rabbit 2542
2000 Metal Nak 2543

Oooh....
I'm a water pig.
Which looks really naughty in emojis ...

I am too, but I think I prefer water boar, thankyouverymuch! Wild, fierce, not associated with being an untidy slob, less likely to be destined to become delicious bacon without a fight, and not to be fucked with! Also, pretty much every Chinese zodiac translation I’ve seen says I was born in the year of the boar, not pig.

 

[vagrantx]

Also, pretty much every Chinese zodiac translation I’ve seen says I was born in the year of the boar, not pig.

It can be boar loosely translated, but the zodiac refers to chuu (or zhu?), which means pig. A boar would be gong chuu, or male pig (female is mu chuu)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wonder what @Kitty_so_frisky would say about calamari tacos

A single “” (actually, two, including the following post) doesn’t feel strong enough, so !

If you get an angry react it’s absolutely your own fault.

No, that was the conversation about whether Alexander Hamilton had a chance to be President before the Hamilton–Reynolds affair pamphlet. You nominated me for it, and I won Wanker of the Week, thanks to you. It is linked in my sig.

He wasn’t born in what would become the US though, he was born in the Carribean. I believe being born there was a requirement even then, which is why he wasn’t seriously considered for President?

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

BRT!

 

[vagrantx]

red or white chowder? Are you from New York?
This is chowder

That looks like something that someone's already eaten

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It can be boar loosely translated, but the zodiac refers to chuu (or zhu?), which means pig. A boar would be gong chuu, or male pig (female is mu chuu)

You know there are female boars and male pigs too though, right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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The only way I have enjoyed radishes was thin sliced on nachos, usually beef nachos. Nice bite and nice crunch.

Now, thanks to @morelikeasong's example earlier, I roasted some radishes in my airfryer. Which goes on my Bingo card under "Phrases you never thought you would use. Ever. Ever." But please --do not send boobs. Just saying,


Cut the ends off and halved. Tossed in olive oil, fresh garlic, salt, fresh ground pepper. Roasted at 400 for 8 minutes. Tossed again with grated Parmesan cheese. Roasted at 400 for another 4 minutes because I only had the one bunch.

Not bad. Not a whole lot of flavor from the radish, a little sweetness, but a nice texture and a good cooked crunch. No residual bite. I may play around with the spicing and the volume. I think it may work better with a larger bunch, but this was just an experiment.

Can't believe I fucking missed this.... Back in April even... Fuck.

 

[vagrantx]

You know there are female boars and male pigs too though, right?

Oh I didn't invent chinese literal translations get weird.

 

[Wriggle]

That looks like something that someone's already eaten

Do Swedes (people) eat swedes (vegetable)

 

[Wriggle]

You know there are female boars and male pigs too though, right?

I used to think hares were male rabbits until I was 37

 

[dawn_of_night]

For the only fans tentacles LARP Henati ?

 

[vagrantx]

Do Swedes (people) eat swedes (vegetable)

I (Swede) have eaten a lot of Swedes (people)

Had to google what vegetable that is. We call it kålrot, and the only thing I know we make of it is rotmos, or mashed roots.

It's not great. Not terrible, but not great. Meh.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!




I am too, but I think I prefer water boar, thankyouverymuch! Wild, fierce, not associated with being an untidy slob, less likely to be destined to become delicious bacon without a fight, and not to be fucked with! Also, pretty much every Chinese zodiac translation I’ve seen says I was born in the year of the boar, not pig.

My bad

 

[Wriggle]

I (Swede) have eaten a lot of Swedes (people)

Had to google what vegetable that is. We call it kålrot, and the only thing I know we make of it is rotmos, or mashed roots.

It's not great. Not terrible, but not great. Meh.

We mash it with spuds or carrots to make sure the kids have vegetables.