Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

I can give some of you a pass occasionally, but I still get to make fun of @Bry1313 , right? I might explode if I was the only one who couldn’t

I was once told that Midwesterners are the Canadians of the US. Which as a red blooded, patriotic American I initially took offense to (no offense to our neighbors to the north, I just bleed red white and blue). But the more I thought about it, it really is true.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anywhere in England.
Come over.
I live in a hotel, we'll give you a room

Reminds me of "I'm British!" by Professor Elemental.

"Or you can feel bleak joy in a seaside town
As the rain pours down on your chips
Or you can drink ten pints of Adnams
Without ever breaking your stride
Or repress your emotions and passions
And bury them deep inside
Then I've kept a room in a cramped B&B
With a TV, that only shows BBC2
And I have the keys right here
I've been keeping them just for you..."

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean;
And so between the two of them they licked the platter clean.

My wife and I watched "X" tonight. She dislikes porn. I dislike horror. Between the two of us we watched the whole movie.

 

[Wriggle]

Reminds me of "I'm British!" by Professor Elemental.

"Or you can feel bleak joy in a seaside town
As the rain pours down on your chips
Or you can drink ten pints of Adnams
Without ever breaking your stride
Or repress your emotions and passions
And bury them deep inside
Then I've kept a room in a cramped B&B
With a TV, that only shows BBC2
And I have the keys right here
I've been keeping them just for you..."

Well worth a moment of anyone's time.

 

[Wriggle]

My wife and I watched "X" tonight. She dislikes porn. I dislike horror. Between the two of us we watched the whole movie.

X was made for me.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

X was made for me.

The first half was pretty good. It really dropped off in the second act, though.

 

[Wriggle]

The first half was pretty good. It really dropped off in the second act, though.

I've not only been a fan of horror and porn for ages, I've also followed Ty West and his work since his retrospective House of The Devil.

 

[LupineOne]

Stop … I’m gonna cum.

You think I’m gonna stop now? What sort of monster do you take me for??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've not only been a fan of horror and porn for ages, I've also followed Ty West and his work since his retrospective House of The Devil.

Such a good director … can’t wait to watch Maxxxine

 

[Wriggle]

Such a good director … can’t wait to watch Maxxxine

Do you know what - I still need to watch Pearl 1st.

 

[hotoldrguy]

That looks like something that someone's already eaten

It is incredibly delicious!

 

[Bry1313]

She’s so busy lately

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm shocked. I came back and am only like a page behind, not the usual 20. Y'all are slacking tonight.

 

[Bry1313]

Isn't jam and jelly the same?

You did not ask this today.

 

[Bry1313]

What can I say … I’m hankering for some angry sex

 

[LupineOne]

I thought you must be eating chowder cause this is the 2nd time Ive seen you mention chowder recently and I wanted the food porn

Isn't jam and jelly the same?

No. No, no, no.

Just like a sweater is a sweater is a sweater … a hoodie is a sweater

NO!

 

[Qky75]

Good night friends.... and the rest of you

 

[Bry1313]

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!

I can give some of you a pass occasionally, but I still get to make fun of @Bry1313 , right? I might explode if I was the only one who couldn’t

So mean

No kitty.

If you make fun of @Bry1313 you will have to deal with my wrath.

This is why we have our chat, moments like these.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You did not ask this today.

Fruit spread is also the same

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And there’s the reason OP and I would never work out I’d need at LEAST 7 more Os before you went to sleep, bare minimum. I need Os like @Indie needs to be told she’s perfection personified and has a cute butt

I am lazy but doesn't it only take like 5 minutes to get you 8 O's? I think I can muster the energy

 

[HeavyBalls]

You did not ask this today.

Puttin' on the foil!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

This is why we have our chat, moments like these.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So mean

I mean I can relate to you on food icks, you’re not painfully midwestern in that department, but that doesn’t mean you get a free pass on being the worst

Fruit spread is also the same

What about preserves? Marmalade? Apple butter?

I am lazy but doesn't it only take like 5 minutes to get you 8 O's? I think I can muster the energy

Close, but not quite Can take a few minutes to build up to the first one, some last like a couple minutes each, with a little time in-between, at first. Then maybe by like the 6th or so, I’ll be sensitive enough that THEN I could maybe have like 8 Os in the following 10 mins. They last too long to go 8 Os in 5 mins though

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. No, no, no.

NO!

It’s going to be ok

 

[positiveflirt]

Close, but not quite Can take a few minutes to build up to the first one, some last like a couple minutes each, with a little time in-between, at first. Then maybe by like the 6th or so, I’ll be sensitive enough that THEN I could maybe have like 8 Os in the following 10 mins. They last too long to go 8 Os in 5 mins though

*takes notes in case there's a test*