Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Ohhhhhhh, reminds me....

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely?

 

[lavendersilk]

It's waiting to be found

Broken emoji...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ohhhhhhh, reminds me....

How do you get Dick from Richard?

Ask him nicely? You start by buying him a drink?

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I’m proud of you for being willing to admit that, it takes a special courage to do that…

 

[Mrtenant]

You ask nicely?

You got it buddy! Saw it on a meme.

 

[Qky75]

You got it buddy! Saw it on a meme.

Almost said you make eye contact and say please sir

 

[Ricardus]

No, no we are not.

You're definitely right that not all of us are, but I can only imagine that you must be painfully aware by now that it's also true that some definitely are

 

[Ricardus]

Ohhhhhhh, reminds me....

How do you get Dick from Richard?

Depending on who you are, you just have to ask. That's not an invitation.

 

[Bry1313]

It's waiting to be found

Way too much work for me

 

[vagrantx]

Ohhhhhhh, reminds me....

How do you get Dick from Richard?

Addendum: private investigators being called private dicks?

What the fuck, English?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Addendum: private investigators being called private dicks?

What the fuck, English?

Short for Private Detective.

 

[Qky75]

Addendum: private investigators being called private dicks?

What the fuck, English?

Exactly. I dated a Canadian once who asked me why are citizens of the USA called Americans when Canadians and Mexicans are also Americans. She ruined me because now I identify and United Statesian

 

[Photog1rl]

You're definitely right that not all of us are, but I can only imagine that you must be painfully aware by now that it's also true that some definitely are

Some people are looking for assholes and some are assholes but I avoid them all the same.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Addendum: private investigators being called private dicks?

What the fuck, English?

Now Raymond Chandler slipping "gunsel" in to a story (slang for a small, effeminate, homosexual man), pretending it was short for "gunslinger" will never not be hilarious.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Your emojis are broken.

Uhm...
What would you like me to fix them with??

 

[Ricardus]

I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.

One very gentle tomato: I don't think apple butter spreads like butter. It's basically a form or jam or jelly, and it spreads a lot more like either of those than like butter.

Also: what the hell is duct butter? The stuff the breast produces before colostrum?

 

[UnquietDreams]

One very gentle tomato: I don't think apple butter spreads like butter. It's basically a form or jam or jelly, and it spreads a lot more like either of those than like butter.

Also: what the hell is duct butter? The stuff the breast produces before colostrum?

Butter made from churning duct tape.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.

I can see you stressed....
Let's hugs.

 

[Qky75]

One very gentle tomato: I don't think apple butter spreads like butter. It's basically a form or jam or jelly, and it spreads a lot more like either of those than like butter.

Also: what the hell is duct butter? The stuff the breast produces before colostrum?

Adhesive that....spreads like butter (for Vagrant's clarification) that seals the connections together in ventilation ductwork. HVAC lingo

 

[Ricardus]

Some people are looking for assholes and some are assholes but I avoid them all the same.

The ones looking for them (or perhaps only one of them), or just those looking for photos of them?

 

[Qky75]

Butter made from churning duct tape.

Spot on

 

[Mrtenant]

Some people are looking for assholes and some are assholes but I avoid them all the same.

Except for me

 

[Ricardus]

Adhesive that....spreads like butter (for Vagrant's clarification) that seals the connections together in ventilation ductwork. HVAC lingo

Oh, I see. I was thinking that was a typo, but I learned something interesting. Thanks!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Except for me

I told a guy once, "I'd call you 'an asshole,' but at least an asshole is useful."

 

[Photog1rl]

The ones looking for them (or perhaps only one of them), or just those looking for photos of them?

I don't care if someone wants to see an asshole but if they are an asshole, I’ll pass.