Sex & Shenanigans

I just noticed I got an email warning me to "protect myself from Singles". What??? Oh hell! Roving bands of singles are running around the city attacking fine people like me? Wait!!! I'm single! Widowed, but that's still single... what the hell?? Do I have to protect myself from me?? I knew I couldn't trust that bitch... fucking singles... going around doing single things.... wait...

*looks again*

Oh.. shingles... not singles.

Okay.

Nevermind.
 
Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.


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IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!
Girl, I feel your pain. I get liquid samples in WhirlPak bags sometimes. It looks like the idiot scrawled the numbers with a sharpie after he filled the bag.
Like goddamn it, man, you had ONE job!
 
Missionaries
I'd just love for some less practiced religions to start working on bringing it all back! 😫

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My brother used to chomp away at entire blocks of cheese. Claimed it was easier than slicing it.

That being said, I heard the Osthyvel, cheeseplane (slicer?), isn't very common outside of the nordics. Looking at how horribly sliced those slices are lends a bit of truth to that. Have y'all ever seen one of these?

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