Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Apple butter does not contain dairy. It is only called apple butter because of the spreadability.

Well, that and titles are often misleading. Guess what two ingredients are not in an Egg Cream?

 

[Mrtenant]

Apple butter does not contain dairy. It is only called apple butter because of the spreadability.

I like how you think, Apple Butter

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like how you think, Apple Butter

 

[Amanda330]

https://i.gifer.com/1ujS.gif

Wanna see my treasure?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/TSXmr3H8Ma7W1EtOeZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ia27sq184dbloe2mxv89mg7gcmqjurckjoc45cp5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[vagrantx]

Nono, the correct gif is

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr3jx5benU1qm6oc3o1_500.gifv

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Nono, the correct gif is

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr3jx5benU1qm6oc3o1_500.gifv

Now, who among us doesn't love tiny unicorns?

 

[vagrantx]

Wanna see my treasure?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/TSXmr3H8Ma7W1EtOeZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ia27sq184dbloe2mxv89mg7gcmqjurckjoc45cp5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0MYSmEnbgTczlDQ4/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952dnztv2703ykex0sw3iublkg635e36qeqeyn48jqd&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wanna see my treasure?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well… you do need to probe for it… so there is that….

But…but…probing is my favorite part?!?!

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, that and titles are often misleading. Guess what two ingredients are not in an Egg Cream?

Milk and egg whites?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Milk and egg whites?

No, milk is in there.

 

[Qky75]

I like how you think, Apple Butter

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay, we are even now. I just snorted ice tea out of my nose.

And no, I didn't hit anyone.

Damn... And I thought that was my job ....

 

[vagrantx]

Well, that and titles are often misleading. Guess what two ingredients are not in an Egg Cream?

Galvanized rubber and the blood of my enemies?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Galvanized rubber and the blood of my enemies?

Nope, they are standard in the Jersey City recipe.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thankfully just my shirt.

Hopefully it's the one with chilli on it or your gonna need a lot of shout sticks

 

[lavendersilk]

Hopefully it's the one with chilli on it or your gonna need a lot of shout sticks

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Uhm...
What would you like me to fix them with??

Duct tape butter?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn... And I thought that was my job ....

No, you specialize in hot coffee, sweetheart.

 

[SWR101]

Wanna see my treasure?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/TSXmr3H8Ma7W1EtOeZ/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ia27sq184dbloe2mxv89mg7gcmqjurckjoc45cp5&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Go on…

 

[Mrtenant]

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

Butterfucker

 

[UnquietDreams]

Butterfucker

Yeah, I saw Last Tango in Paris too.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Butterfucker

I absolutely read this in a Beavis & Butthead style voice....

 

[Qky75]

Butterfucker

Fuckin A

 

[UnquietDreams]

I absolutely read this in a Beavis & Butthead style voice....

Not me.