Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

oh for fucks sake! Did they fail at cursive and just start making shit up???

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m glad it’s not just me.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m glad it’s not just me.

Okay.... I'm thinking this person is somebody's bondage slave and writes that with the pen attached to their ballgag... so ... that's why they have some trouble.


Hey, that's got to be better then the truth. I'm rolling with that.

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay.... I'm thinking this person is somebody's bondage slave and writes that with the pen attached to their ballgag... so ... that's why they have some trouble.


Hey, that's got to be better then the truth. I'm rolling with that.

Kinky. I like it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I just noticed I got an email warning me to "protect myself from Singles". What??? Oh hell! Roving bands of singles are running around the city attacking fine people like me? Wait!!! I'm single! Widowed, but that's still single... what the hell?? Do I have to protect myself from me?? I knew I couldn't trust that bitch... fucking singles... going around doing single things.... wait...

*looks again*

Oh.. shingles... not singles.

Okay.

Nevermind.

 

[LupineOne]

Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.


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IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!

Girl, I feel your pain. I get liquid samples in WhirlPak bags sometimes. It looks like the idiot scrawled the numbers with a sharpie after he filled the bag.
Like goddamn it, man, you had ONE job!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Girl, I feel your pain. I get liquid samples in WhirlPak bags sometimes. It looks like the idiot scrawled the numbers with a sharpie after he filled the bag.
Like goddamn it, man, you had ONE job!

What is wrong with people?!!!

 

[LupineOne]

What is wrong with people?!!!

I haven’t the fucking foggiest

 

[BrendaBear]

What is wrong with people?!!!

I haven’t the fucking foggiest

Sounds like the making of one of those late night tv commercials...

"Fuck Nuggets Gone Wild!!!"

 

[curious_me]

What is wrong with people?!!!

How much time do you have?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think a Pop Rock Monkey would be interesting. Until it rained of course. Then it would be fascinating.

I heard the Trunk Monkey died from that exact thing

 

[dawn_of_night]

Creepy aunt doesn't have the same ring to it.

I was thinking.... Creepy uncles and alcoholic aunts.....

Maybe that's just my family

 

[SherlockianMan]

Hope everyone's weekend is off to a good start.

 

[LupineOne]

@crazychemgirl this sound about right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cuz we were talking about soup

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Can confirm!

 

[vagrantx]

Missionaries

I'd just love for some less practiced religions to start working on bringing it all back!

 

[LupineOne]

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I would argue it’s still photo of the year

 

[SherlockianMan]

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I feel called out

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'd just love for some less practiced religions to start working on bringing it all back!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

 

[vagrantx]

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My brother used to chomp away at entire blocks of cheese. Claimed it was easier than slicing it.

That being said, I heard the Osthyvel, cheeseplane (slicer?), isn't very common outside of the nordics. Looking at how horribly sliced those slices are lends a bit of truth to that. Have y'all ever seen one of these?