Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Being self-aware is always good.

Oh, that requires aloe...

 

[Amanda330]

Awe. For a few more minutes then.

It was just me after I scored my first strike bowling

You are so gorgeous!!! Thank you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awe. For a few more minutes then.

It was just me after I scored my first strike bowling

Do you do pilates?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You are so gorgeous!!! Thank you.

Thanks for asking!

 

[vagrantx]

You are so gorgeous!!! Thank you.

Pot, meet kettle

Do you do pilates?

No, I did a pirate once though.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Awe. For a few more minutes then.

It was just me after I scored my first strike bowling

https://media.tenor.com/X-u5cNOEpkIAAAAM/hans-schultz-hogan%27s-heroes.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pot, meet kettle

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

No, I did a pirate once though.

Talk about bated breath

 

[Qky75]

Pot, meet kettle


No, I did a pirate once though.

Takes planking to a whole new level

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, I did a pirate once though.

Arr!

 

[BrendaBear]

Pot, meet kettle

We hope you hit it off and go screw like rabbits…. We need some more cookware.

*I’ll see myself out*

 

[UnquietDreams]

We hope you hit it off and go screw like rabbits…. We need some more cookware.

*I’ll see myself out*

But she...and she...and...*sigh...*

Okay, Brenda, when a mommy cookware and a daddy cookware love each other very much...

 

[Amanda330]

Pot, meet kettle


No, I did a pirate once though.

I was a pirate last Halloween fyi.

 

[Qky75]

But she...and she...and...*sigh...*

Okay, Brenda, when a mommy cookware and a daddy cookware love each other very much...

And the mommy cookware comes out as really really into insta pots ...the daddy cookware finds a new skillet and donates his iron atoms to the mommy cookware

 

[lavendersilk]

I was a pirate last Halloween fyi.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[SWR101]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Seconded

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was a pirate last Halloween fyi.

I am willing to make your timbers shiver...

 

[Qky75]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Gosh I love you lav....always the best ideas!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I was a pirate last night at that party and fyi, I have the very best pirate booty.

Fixed it for you.

 

[vagrantx]

I was a pirate last Halloween fyi.

https://i.gifer.com/1ujS.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was a pirate last Halloween fyi.

you don’t bury your treasure though? You’re quite generous in fact.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, I did a pirate once though.

I was a pirate last Halloween fyi.

 

[BrendaBear]

you don’t bury your treasure though? You’re quite generous in fact.

Well… you do need to probe for it… so there is that….

 

[SWR101]

Well… you do need to probe for it… so there is that….

Go on…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pics or it didn't happen.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/0xdG9tK0HPHrYFZenZ/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91xnigcsq7ydj9b500l938s5nzvj0mlzcmn2sr1osu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Maybe at least not in the sense that would freak out @vagrantx? Maybe only dairy-based butter can't be all appled out . . . or beappled . . . or whatever it is that it is!

Apple butter does not contain dairy. It is only called apple butter because of the spreadability.

I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.

And cocoa butter and shea butter

Let's go back to the early 2000's for a minute, shall we? My laptop was on the fritz and on warranty, but I was so scared to mail it to the manufacturer because it had like two porn videos on it. My brother told me to drop it in the driveway and run over it with my car.

Only 2? Were they homemade?