Sex & Shenanigans

[Cogan]

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I've always wondered what Cheese spread is......

 

[hotoldrguy]

I just made the mistake of googling "cheese porn" I will spare you the links

 

[__Nathan1968]

I've always wondered what Cheese spread is......

Beat me to it.

 

[LupineOne]

I just came

My work here is done

 

[lavendersilk]

What’s your FAVOURITE kind of porn?

I've already shared  some of my faves. I want to keep some secrets.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh that poor actress. Most likely.

About 90% of all east asians are lactose intolerant! Dad wasn't for some reason, and me and my bro aren't, but mom is. If she as much as looks at a piece of cheese it can set off a chain of events that would alert the CDC.

I grew out of my intolerance. Now my stomach just randomly decides to hate me for no particular reason.

 

[Nicefella]

I’ve seen those cheese wheel pastas on tv, and always wanted to try onw

Life changing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What’s your FAVOURITE kind of porn?

The bespoke kind

 

[UnquietDreams]

The bespoke kind

Oh, this. Absolutely this.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Can you kindly ask her to get her foot off the cheese? TY

We just rewatched Wayne’s World this week!

YAY! Love it To this day, I still have to do the head banging thing when that part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

Didn’t she try to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger? Was that about cheese? I don’t remember exactly…

I haven’t heard that story?!

 

[vagrantx]

What’s your FAVOURITE kind of porn?

Oh, wow. So much. The top for videos is probably amateur D/S stuff; my favorite couple is Allie and Robin, they're just the absolute cutest! Warning, link may cause instant excitation.

If written, it'd be this story. Tag warning; sisterly incest. Showed it to Enby who went from having "if you like incesty stuff don't even fucking talk to me" on her userpage to "yeah... okay this is actually really cute".

Now bring out the pitchforks if you'd like

 

[UnquietDreams]

What’s your FAVOURITE kind of porn?

Non-food answer?

Listing to a woman orgasm. Preferably amateur, so real, and video is wonderful, but the sound is the most important part. My time in Lit has taught me that I am very much an auralist. I always focused on sexual sounds, but naming it caused me to focus more on it. And as @MindYaBitness stated, bespoke is absolutely the best, but not always available, so if I have to name specifics, the "I Feel Myself" videos are my favorite.

 

[Bry1313]

What’s with the cheese porn yall?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I saw that gif, and couldn't bring myself to post it. So...thank you. I think.

 

[vagrantx]

Non-food answer?

Listing to a woman orgasm. Preferably amateur, so real, and video is wonderful, but the sound is the most important part. My time in Lit has taught me that I am very much an auralist. I always focused on sexual sounds, but naming it caused me to focus more on it.

You'll definitely like the Alliexrobin link above then

And as @MindYaBitness stated, bespoke is absolutely the best, but not always available, so if I have to name specifics, the "I Feel Myself" videos are my favorite.

Do we seriously even share identical taste in porn!? Kink.com and IFM my ripper site hasn't released the compilation for July yet, they're a week late and I'm getting antsy Did you see that Strawberry made a comeback over the last few months, after staying away from porn for over a decade?? IFM legend!

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[UnquietDreams]

What’s with the cheese porn yall?

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[vagrantx]

 

[UnquietDreams]

A "Juicy Lucy."

I make a grilled stuffed burger with a garlic cream cheese filling, topped with balsamic vinegar reduced about 70%, so intensely strong flavor. So fucking good.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do we seriously even share identical taste in porn!?

Yeah, we kind of scare me, love, and have for quite a while...

 

[UnquietDreams]

The bespoke kind

Oh, and making it too...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, and making it too...

yes, I don't know why, but it just is. I've tried to stop questioning these thing and just go with it

 

[UnquietDreams]

yes, I don't know why, but it just is. I've tried to stop questioning these thing and just go with it

The Lit motto.

Because everything is cooler in Latin: Ego temptavi prohibere interrogare haec res et mox ire cum illo.

 

[vagrantx]

The Lit motto.

Because everything is cooler in Latin: Ego temptavi prohibere interrogare haec res et mox ire cum illo.

heheheeheh you said cum