Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Well… you do need to probe for it… so there is that….

Go on…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Maybe at least not in the sense that would freak out @vagrantx? Maybe only dairy-based butter can't be all appled out . . . or beappled . . . or whatever it is that it is!

Apple butter does not contain dairy. It is only called apple butter because of the spreadability.

I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.

And cocoa butter and shea butter

Let's go back to the early 2000's for a minute, shall we? My laptop was on the fritz and on warranty, but I was so scared to mail it to the manufacturer because it had like two porn videos on it. My brother told me to drop it in the driveway and run over it with my car.

Only 2? Were they homemade?

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Apple butter does not contain dairy. It is only called apple butter because of the spreadability.

Well, that and titles are often misleading. Guess what two ingredients are not in an Egg Cream?

 

[Mrtenant]

Apple butter does not contain dairy. It is only called apple butter because of the spreadability.

I like how you think, Apple Butter

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like how you think, Apple Butter

 

[Amanda330]

Wanna see my treasure?

 

[vagrantx]

Nono, the correct gif is

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Nono, the correct gif is

Now, who among us doesn't love tiny unicorns?

 

[vagrantx]

Wanna see my treasure?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wanna see my treasure?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well… you do need to probe for it… so there is that….

But…but…probing is my favorite part?!?!

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, that and titles are often misleading. Guess what two ingredients are not in an Egg Cream?

Milk and egg whites?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Milk and egg whites?

No, milk is in there.

 

[Qky75]

I like how you think, Apple Butter

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

 

[dawn_of_night]

Okay, we are even now. I just snorted ice tea out of my nose.

And no, I didn't hit anyone.

Damn... And I thought that was my job ....

 

[vagrantx]

Well, that and titles are often misleading. Guess what two ingredients are not in an Egg Cream?

Galvanized rubber and the blood of my enemies?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Galvanized rubber and the blood of my enemies?

Nope, they are standard in the Jersey City recipe.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thankfully just my shirt.

Hopefully it's the one with chilli on it or your gonna need a lot of shout sticks

 

[lavendersilk]

Hopefully it's the one with chilli on it or your gonna need a lot of shout sticks

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Uhm...
What would you like me to fix them with??

Duct tape butter?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn... And I thought that was my job ....

No, you specialize in hot coffee, sweetheart.

 

[SWR101]

Wanna see my treasure?

Go on…

 

[Mrtenant]

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

Butterfucker