Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Butterfucker

Yeah, I saw Last Tango in Paris too.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Butterfucker

I absolutely read this in a Beavis & Butthead style voice....

 

[Qky75]

Butterfucker

Fuckin A

 

[UnquietDreams]

I absolutely read this in a Beavis & Butthead style voice....

Not me.

 

[Qky75]

Is that a euphemism?

It's an epic fail I let her see

 

[Amanda330]

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

 

[Mrtenant]

It's an epic fail I let her see

Shoulda gone with the starfish?

 

[Qky75]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

It's Tenants fault talking about spreadable lmao

 

[UnquietDreams]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

Okay, I will paraphrase myself from another thread: Well, @Qky75 ? I am kind of interested in the answer.

 

[vagrantx]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

(give this man a fcking oscar already)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Galvanized rubber and the blood of my enemies?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

This kind of grosses me out. Ngl.

Are you grinding me up into butter or what? What is Amanda butter *made of*???

I'm not even going to post the gif that this originally turned up in my brain.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna see my treasure?

Yes.

 

[Amanda330]

I'm not even going to post the gif that this originally turned up in my brain.

But now I'm curious.

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Mrtenant]

It's Tenants fault talking about spreadable lmao

Oh yea, I'm the butterfucker now. Rigggght

 

[dawn_of_night]

No, you specialize in hot coffee, sweetheart.

Ooh. It's not a blanket position...
Got it.

 

[vagrantx]

I don't get it

 

[Qky75]

Okay, I will paraphrase myself from another thread: Well, @Qky75 ? I am kind of interested in the answer.

Fuck fuck fuck.... Consults appendex B of Charming Things To Say To Women: .....ah yes page 4357..... What to do when you done fucked up and she's grossed out: what?!? "Shit out of luck pal?!?!? "

 

[Azuldrgon]

@Kitty_so_frisky butter.... @Amanda330 butter... @lavendersilk butter......

Shit I'm digging a hole here.... Just ...all y'all other butters

So you're saying that all three of them are smooth and delightful like butter.
Sounds like a metaphor.
I get it.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

But now I'm curious.

Fine, but you made me do it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't get it

 

[UnquietDreams]

So you're saying that all three of them are smooth and delightful like butter.
Sounds like a metaphor.
I get it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't get it

Technically correct is the best kind of correct,

But it doesn’t win on Jeopardy.?

 

[vagrantx]

Fine, but you made me do it.

soylent red? yellow?
no, delicious soylent green.
it's healthy. promise.