Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Of course, the real fun with wearing a bow tie is when you get to wear it undone in a rakish manner at the end of an evening.

An untied bow tie is dapper. A regular tie untied makes you look like schlubb.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You're going to need multiple foreskins for that

 

[crazychemgirl]

An untied bow tie is dapper. A regular tie untied makes you look like schlubb.

But pulling a reg tie free while giving that look??

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s lovely!

Yeah, sorry. I started with "Tokyo," which would have been much shorter. But I am feeling...wistful. Sorry.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I want to visit Japan at some point.

My advice: it is best when someone else's company pays for all of it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, sorry. I started with "Tokyo," which would have been much shorter. But I am feeling...wistful. Sorry.

It’s ok … I love your wordiness (for the most part)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

And for the adventurous kinky sharers


Favourite sexual position

Woman on top (I'm a pillow princess)

Last time you orgasmed

Several days ago

Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse

On the conference table at my wife's job

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[crazychemgirl]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

 

[Bry1313]

Your name
Your job
Favourite colour
Least favourite pasta noodle
Happiest memory from the last year

Nunya Business
Being a general nuisance here
I don’t know what you are asking
Angel Hair
Reaching 100 pages in my 3way chat

Favourite sexual position
Last time you orgasmed
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse

Something about a sex position, ok cowgirl, love the view
Monday

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[BrendaBear]

An untied bow tie is dapper. A regular tie untied makes you look like schlubb.

But can you tie my wrists to the headboard with a bow tie?

Asking for a friend... *looking nervously around*

 

[__Nathan1968]

An untied bow tie is dapper. A regular tie untied makes you look like schlubb.

Corollary: unless worn by a woman.

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[UnquietDreams]

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who dislikes the bowtie..

I also don’t find it sexy, personally… I feel like I’d be fucking Bill Nye .. and as much as I LOVE Bill Nye I don’t know if I would bang Bill Nye

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

A Portland hipster beanie and I hate myself for it

 

[SWR101]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

When a woman, my woman in particular, wears sweat pants and a loose T-shirt with no bra.

 

[__Nathan1968]

But can you tie my wrists to the headboard with a bow tie?

Asking for a friend... *looking nervously around*

Yes

 

[UnquietDreams]

A Portland hipster beanie and I hate myself for it

Dammit, I live in Portland and don't own a hipster beanie!

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re adorable … you look like you’re about to sell me some old timey ice cream.

Or sing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

You mean like... when she wears a fedora?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

Glasses

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Are you going to teach me about science now?

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

Leggings on women always does it for me. I love anything tight that grips onto a woman's hips and thighs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A Portland hipster beanie and I hate myself for it

You mean a toque?

Also how is a Portland one different from other ones?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you going to teach me about science now?

No, I am looking more like Naked Butler. I will brew you a nice cuppa.