Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wow'd. But I agree.

I’m not a snob. It’s okay if YOU like JJ Abrams. I simply do not.

 

[Mrtenant]

How you doin

Ahhh good. Investing in a industrial sized drum of lube. Thanksgiving is coming dontcha know.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahhh good. Investing in a industrial sized drum of lube. Thanksgiving is coming dontcha know.

Who's Coming at Dinner?

 

[Mrtenant]

Can confirm.

Wine is the BEST way

Idk, I kinda get a kick out grossing the family out with raisins. Especially great when I stick a bunch onto my teeth and smile for all the holiday pics.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, god, I love that movie!

My favorite Cusack movie and there’s quite a bit of competition for that spot

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh this is a CHARGED conversation! Some people consider the difference to be that stuffing is cooked inside the bird and dressing is just cooked in a pan, and this was likely the most common difference in the beginning. The actual etymology of the word “dressing” used to describe the dish came about in the southern states in Victorian times because they thought “stuffing” sounded vulgar. Probably as a result of the cultural divide between north and south in the Victorian era (a little thing called the civil war), southerners continue to call it dressing and northerners continue to call it stuffing, regardless of the cooking method. Then StoveTop brand decided to further confuse people with their marketing of “StoveTop Stuffing” that was made (shockingly) on the stovetop and not stuffed inside a bird. Later, other brands like Mrs Cubbison’s marketed “dressing” mix made with cornbread and “stuffing” mix made with white bread, despite having the same cooking method. So for all practical purposes, the difference between stuffing vs dressing is cooking method and/or regional and/or ingredients.


I love ranch as a condiment. I hate it as a verb. Thanks S&S


Anything yams / sweet potatoes! Baked yams with marshmallow topping, sweet potato pie, whatev…all VILE! I will entertain no conflicting opinions on this matter.


Yes, we all know what you’re really snobby about is COFFEE


Depends on the competency of the gravy-maker, but generally no. The difference in giblet gravy is, as @lavendersilk or someone mentioned, they use the turkey giblets instead of just pan drippings. Flavor-wise, it reeks of liver, IMO.

Lol, yes. I know it is a southern/northern debate what to call it as well. But get this... my Mom is from PA and likes bread stuffing and my Nana is from OH and likes cornbread dressing. Neither ever stuffed the bird.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lol, yes. I know it is a southern/northern debate what to call it as well. But get this... my Mom is from PA and likes bread stuffing and my Nana is from OH and likes cornbread dressing. Neither ever stuffed the bird.

Dressing to me is the stuff that goes on salad

Stuffing is what you eat with turkey.

 

[lavendersilk]

Back to Thanksgiving food.



what is your LEAST favourite Thanksgiving food item?

The turkey because I can never cook it right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Neither ever stuffed the bird.

Is that a euphemism, Purple?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who is putting raisins in things??


Fucking psychopaths.


Probably @OrdinaryPerson

Sandra Lee, for one. There are many recipes online, but she’s just all-around bad!

Yea, and nobody just says, "you know what? Ima eat just apple pie filling."

Sez you.

Y’know what…there have been multiple times when I’ve wanted dessert but had no dessert in the house, and have diced up an apple and baked it with cinnamon and brown sugar…sometimes butter, cornstarch, nutmeg, lemon juice, etc if I feel like being a perfectionist. It hits! It makes a great pancake topping too.

Don’t judge what I do in my underpants at night in the dark.

Rawr!

 

[crazychemgirl]

The turkey because I can never cook it right.

Try my sausage trick. I PROMISE it’ll be good.

 

[lavendersilk]

Try my sausage trick. I PROMISE it’ll be good.

I will!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m not a snob. It’s okay if YOU like JJ Abrams. I simply do not.

I don't know who that is

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will!

Plus sausage yummies while you wait for turkey to “rest”

 

[Wand3rlust]

All this just cos you wanted 2 Xmas dinners

 

[UnquietDreams]

The turkey because I can never cook it right.

I cook an outstanding turkey, either in the oven or smoked on the Webber. I have to cook my own, though, since my sister's house is big enough for the whole extended family, and my BiL can't cook a bird to save his life. He is very religious about it: it is either a fresh sacrifice or a burnt offering. The best thing they ever did was have the turkey delivered from a local restaurant.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The turkey because I can never cook it right.

Try my sausage trick. I PROMISE it’ll be good.

Sausage trick? Is that like a dick trick?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Try my sausage trick. I PROMISE it’ll be good.

Oh, I've heard that line before...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sausage trick? Is that like a dick trick?

You porcupine sausages around the turkey when you cook it … the sausage drips down onto your turkey keeping it yummy and moist.

 

[UnquietDreams]

All this just cos you wanted 2 Xmas dinners

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Anyway, I make Beef Wellington for Christmas.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Anyway, I make Beef Wellington for Christmas.

Fuck you.

 

[lavendersilk]

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Anyway, I make Beef Wellington for Christmas.

I would do the dishes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would do the dishes.

Lit Christmas?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would do the dishes.

I had a something else in mind to cap the evening...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck you.

You don't like Beef Wellington either?

*Adds it to the list, with smoked oyster pizza, raisins, and "chunky gravy."*