Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Poor Stilton.

Not love for poor Stilton...

Agreed, Stilton should never be loved

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Today waiting for my mechanic to finish, I nursed a coffee and tried unsuccessfully to ignore the 20something BASIC girls closeby:

Drone: Did you find it omg please tell me you did!
Queen: ugh yass I found the tickets. I would have killed myself if they were lost.

WTAF?!?!? ​

Drone: oh! Don't forget we need to stop by the overpriced dept store. There's a pair of shoes I rilly rilly wanted for weeks on sale!

Queen: oooooh no no no not those....

Drone: yeah, I was thinking about not getting them.

Didn't you just say.....why are you taking shoe advice from a bitch willing to end her life over. tickets?!?!?​

Hey, don’t judge! We all know that one bitch whose life choices are questionable, but shoe choices are always on point

 

[dawn_of_night]

Agreed, Stilton should never be loved

Everything/one.... Deserves love....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife wanted me out of the house tonight, so out of the house I am. Having a date night with me. Just shared a lovely drink at a local brewery, now I'm at the theater waiting to see a favorite comedian. What will the rest of the night bring? That depends on how the date goes. But I strongly suspect chicken wings may be involved. Fingers crossed!

 

[UnquietDreams]

My wife wanted me out of the house tonight, so out of the house I am. Having a date night with me. Just shared a lovely drink at a local brewery, now I'm at the theater waiting to see a favorite comedian. What will the rest of the night bring? That depends on how the date goes. But I strongly suspect chicken wings may be involved. Fingers crossed!

Whatever you do, don't piss off your date. You will have a terrible time.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Whatever you do, don't piss off your date. You will have a terrible time.

Words spoken from a true gentleman

Also! Have a great time @Whiskeyjack

 

[UnquietDreams]

Words spoken from a true gentleman

Also! Have a great time @Whiskeyjack

Oh, I hate it when I get mad at myself. I don't talk, I glare at myself, and I definitely don't put out. Not even angrily!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, I hate it when I get mad at myself. I don't talk, I glare at myself, and I definitely don't put out. No even angrily!

Oh Ho. I love you.
I can't imagine an angry sex night with you would be bad... But a sexless night with you sounds horrible....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My wife wanted me out of the house tonight, so out of the house I am. Having a date night with me. Just shared a lovely drink at a local brewery, now I'm at the theater waiting to see a favorite comedian. What will the rest of the night bring? That depends on how the date goes. But I strongly suspect chicken wings may be involved. Fingers crossed!

Is any of this a euphemism?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, I hate it when I get mad at myself. I don't talk, I glare at myself, and I definitely don't put out. No even angrily!

Angry wanks are the worst.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Angry wanks are the worst.

Don't kink shame me!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is any of this a euphemism?

None of it. That said, best case scenario for tonight will end in sticky fingers. C'mon, wings!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't kink shame me!

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

I was legit gonna tag you @Wand3rlust but I had faith.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Branch out, will you?

No need to mess with a classic. Plus it goes well with Worcester Sauce...

 

[BrendaBear]

Angry wanks are the worst.

That totally cracked me up... Nicely done, Monkey.

 

[BrendaBear]

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

Is that what causes those angry wanks you mentioned?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is that what causes those angry wanks you mentioned?

I need more context here, angry + wanking does not compute

 

[BrendaBear]

I need more context here, angry + wanking does not compute

I am not actually familiar with angry + wanking... but apparently @SalaciousMonkey22 is... and @UnquietDreams is ... maybe @Whiskeyjack ... apparently it's a wank-a-demic or something going on.

 

[Mrtenant]

Right....
Fuck that fucking shit..fuck.

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

 

[BrendaBear]

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

Hey, T! Quit your clowning around!!

*chortle chortle... snort... *

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I need more context here, angry + walking does not compute

Fun fact, I call my twig and berries the Avengers. Just for funsies.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hey, T! Quit your clowning around!!

*chortle chortle... snort... *

Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s.