Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Yes

If I’m reading a series and there happens to be a holiday themed book, I’m not going to wait until the holiday to read it.

Reminds me, I should a book on “books and boobs”.

You should

 

[BrendaBear]

Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s.

Well... now that you mention it...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stares

Shit. Even I can’t take myself seriously.

*Ankles get weak*

 

[Wand3rlust]

*stares*

 

[UnquietDreams]

*stares*

*Ankles collapse*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don't kink shame me!

Wait... But ...
I thought you weren't???
He said he was...
So ...
Is he kink-shiming you?

Either way I love all the wanking.... I can't wait til you two start your own fandom of wanks

 

[dawn_of_night]

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

Yess...
You know I don't have many hard limits....
Facials and clowns are two of them....
Expect a punch in the throat and a kick in the shin of one or both of them happen....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*stares*

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yess...
You know I don't have many hard limits....
Facials and clowns are two of them....
Expect a punch in the throat and a kick in the shin of one or both of them happen....

I have never had a facial… but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

* * Hides the facepaint * *

 

[BrendaBear]

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

So... maybe monkey stares just don't work?

*for real... that posting had me laughing out loud... too funny!!!!*

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have never had a facial…

Me either.
But. Let's discuss...
I won't eat corn if the cob.
I hate eating spaghetti,without a knife...
Ill eat a corn dog but I only dip I will not sauce...
I just don't like certain things on my face...
I'm not even good with make up, that's probably not a prominent reason....

but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there!

Thank you....
Seriously....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

*Faints*

 

[BrendaBear]

Judy Collins - Send In The Clowns

Someone was going to post this.... and I'm just the brat to do it....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s.

Wait.... 16 what???

 

[BrendaBear]

Heyyyy don't make fun. Just because my drunk nose is kinda round and stands out on my albino face, and I wear size 16s.

Wait.... 16 what???

He left out the part... that those size 16 shoes... are funny shaped, and are a shiny, bright red.

The hand drawn nike swoosh on the side just makes it worse.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ohhhhhh that’s how you do it.

Stares
No shit…wait…

Stares
wait…just gimme a sec

stares

Goddammit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fun fact, I call my twig and berries the Avengers. Just for funsies.

I call mine the Wrecking Crew!

Just kidding. The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

 

[37_ttej]

Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.

Yeah, Dawn was angry wanking too.

 

[BrendaBear]

I call mine the Wrecking Crew!

Just kidding. The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fucking fucks.

Yeah, Dawn was angry wanking too.

I just want some angry dick.
That's all.

Pull my hair a little, smack my ass a couple times, maybe a few rounds of orgasms and then some cuddles and done....

 

[BrendaBear]

Fucking fucks.

I just want some angry dick.
That's all.

Pull my hair a little, smack my ass a couple times, maybe a few rounds of orgasms and then some cuddles and done....

Right? Is that so much to ask?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yess...
You know I don't have many hard limits....
Facials and clowns are two of them....
Expect a punch in the throat and a kick in the shin of one or both of them happen....

I have never had a facial… but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there!

Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good

Me either.
But. Let's discuss...
I won't eat corn if the cob.
I hate eating spaghetti,without a knife...
Ill eat a corn dog but I only dip I will not sauce...
I just don't like certain things on my face...
I'm not even good with make up, that's probably not a prominent reason....

Thank you....
Seriously....

Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm home. Wings prophecy fulfilled.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm home. Wings prophecy fulfilled.

I was kind of hoping this would end with you finding your house full of drunken, passed out women, bags of Doritos and a stack of rom-com DVDs scattered about.