Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

https://voca.ro/1o0rjScGR0KY

so true

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1o0rjScGR0KY

https://voca.ro/1jO8cf5f9WLg

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://voca.ro/1jO8cf5f9WLg

https://voca.ro/15k8zSFSW1zr

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://voca.ro/17gE51ujvP6M

It was either that of "Heroin Squirrel."

https://voca.ro/1o0rjScGR0KY

https://voca.ro/1jO8cf5f9WLg

https://voca.ro/15k8zSFSW1zr

*Starts petition to add closed captions to Vocaroo for the times I can’t listen to audio*

 

[Wand3rlust]

*Starts petition to add closed captions to Vocaroo for the times I can’t listen to audio*

It's basically UD saying squirrel wrong a bunch of times and me saying it correctly.

Plus singing squirrels want to have fun. (UD, not me)

 

[Wand3rlust]

I now want singing squirrels.

 

[Dadoftwo87]

I now want singing squirrels.

Had to think of this... (for context, watch the entire episode it is on the last week tonight channel)

P.s. the squirrel barber quartet is somewhere at the end

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wats up fuck-heirs....

What's up Fucker squirrels .....

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/15k8zSFSW1zr

https://voca.ro/18NfsyJKrxDw

 

[UnquietDreams]

What's up Fucker squirrels .....

Which is all around better than the other way around.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I now want singing squirrels.

Oh, don't we all?

I found you a surfer squirrel...

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://voca.ro/18NfsyJKrxDw

https://voca.ro/14KzySJ6NjvV

 

[dawn_of_night]

Which is all around better than the other way around.

Only you ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/14KzySJ6NjvV

https://voca.ro/17QpmnLg3crb

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Go on go on UD and Wand3r

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry, @Kitty_so_frisky. Here you go:

I yodeled the word "squirrel," poorly, then explained my woeful history of the letters E and R making my life hell by stealing my girlfriends in high school and taking them all to prom at once.

Wand3r, who brought up that trauma, called me a drama queen, if you can believe the temerity of that!

I responded, fairly, that it takes one to know one, but softened it with a beautiful term of endearment.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The best and worst thing about working alone is that there's no one to stop you from falling asleep at your desk for 2 hours in the middle of the workday.

Oops.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm trying to make myself pronounce "squirrel" with two syllables and it just doesn't work for me. It's one syllable like pearl, twirl, and girl.

"Squirrel... you'll be a woman soon..."

That'd be a good movie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm trying to make myself pronounce "squirrel" with two syllables and it just doesn't work for me. It's one syllable like pearl, twirl, and girl.

"Squirrel... you'll be a woman soon..."

That'd be a good movie.

Weresqurrel.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*shakes head sadly*

It's asking too much of the nation that pronounces 'buoy' as 'booey'.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*shakes head sadly*

It's asking too much of the nation that pronounces 'buoy' as 'booey'.

*Elbows go weak*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

*shakes head sadly*

It's asking too much of the nation that pronounces 'buoy' as 'booey'.

... says the nation that needs 5 letters to spell "queue."

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/953faf22d1a51f5033fd4910dfd28656/5076359b197e705b-f6/s1280x1920/ec51aae9d61b7c60ba62bdd4c074d3cf38c8bf9d.jpg

 

[dawn_of_night]

... says the nation that needs 5 letters to spell "queue."

Which in the alphabet.... Might I add is only 1

 

[SWR101]

https://voca.ro/1o0rjScGR0KY

You just have pronounce monosyllabic “sqrl” as in many American dialects… such as mine in the Deep South