Sex & Shenanigans

Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good
Nope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...

Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...
Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?
Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
🫂😻🫶
 
Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good
Steampunk goggles, yeah??

Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?
oh! I know this one. You distract it with a knife, so you can sneak up behind it more easily. Makes for a cleaner kill 🔪🔪
 
You are good, avocado is a fruit

Just don’t do this with your avocado

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Nope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...

Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...

Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
🫂😻🫶
Nonono. All kinds of no! That’s psychopath behavior! Breaking the spaghetti before cooking is bad enough, but cutting it with a knife is just so wrong, and kinda ridiculous 🤦🏻‍♀️ Especially when vermicelli exists! Or…y’know…you could always eat Spaghetti O’s 😜

Steampunk goggles, yeah??
I mean…sure, if that’s what you’re into…
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Pretty sure I’ve seen that as a maternity costume. Avocado pits aren’t supposed to be hairy 🙅🏻‍♀️
 
That cheese looks suspect..
Oh, the cheese is the best part. That particular one is probably the place with the best horseshoes in the state, and it's all because of their cheese sauce. They make it homemade unlike most places. It comes out thinner than your typical nacho cheese, but that's a good thing with the way the sandwich is.
 
Oh, the cheese is the best part. That particular one is probably the place with the best horseshoes in the state, and it's all because of their cheese sauce. They make it homemade unlike most places. It comes out thinner than your typical nacho cheese, but that's a good thing with the way the sandwich is.
Poutine is supposed to have Cheese Curds..
 
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