dawn_of_night
Badass Superhero
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- Dec 7, 2004
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Nope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re good
Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...
Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?