Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

I don't think I've had any of those....

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't think I've had any of those....

The best shots are free.

 

[Qky75]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

Wait....how do I get a shot at lick your pussy?!?

 

[vagrantx]

How about this one. He was pretty close here...

Hmmm. Nope. Still gay.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

What the what?

Get on a plane THIS INSTANT and I will teach you the ways of the blowjob.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

D

damn I woulda thought it made a mean adult cherry coke

We need a "yuck" emoji other than

 

[__Nathan1968]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Up until a few months ago it was a tie between Malort and Dr McGillicuddy’s MentholMint.




But then someone had to go and tip the scales.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm. Nope. Still gay.

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The best shots are free.

I'll have a Macallan neat (you said it was free).

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

But he was the only Jaeger I could find...

 

[vagrantx]

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

Reuben Kaye, then! Hilarious and hot!

https://thecelebritywhisperer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ReubenKaye.jpg

https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/bb6b9647df35bfe88e9db30e80bc1e75?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=3333&cropW=5000&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575

 

[dawn_of_night]

The best shots are free.

Listen ... I ain't gonna lie ....
The last time I had shots was at an Applebee's...
I was drinking frozen lemonades with patron, and my best friend showed up with her husband and he started buying fireball and I was then shooting fireball, and chasing it with my frozen lemonade because I was only drinking lemonade until they showed up ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

We need a "yuck" emoji other than

Sorry babe

 

[dawn_of_night]

The best shots are free.

Babe, off your body? I'd shoot 4 oz of olive oil ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait....how do I get a shot at lick your pussy?!?

You order it???

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Reuben Kaye, then! Hilarious and hot!

https://thecelebritywhisperer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ReubenKaye.jpg

https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/bb6b9647df35bfe88e9db30e80bc1e75?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=3333&cropW=5000&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575

Well, he's funny. I'll take your word for the "hot" part.

 

[Bry1313]

Its not my fault some people deserve it


@Bry1313


@Bry1313

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

Stop lying. No one believes that's what you were going to do.

And I only ended up there due to a filing error. They'll be moving me soon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Qky75]

You order it???

Ohhhh I bet you have to ask nicely lolol

Richard? How to you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely

 

[UnquietDreams]

You order it???

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.

 

[crazychemgirl]

rainy days just make me wanna read a book and cuddle on the couch.

 

[__Nathan1968]

rainy days just make me wanna read a book and cuddle on the couch.

And add liquor to my coffee.

 

[lavendersilk]

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.

Say you and I were at a bar, and you ordered one of those for me... I would accept it and start a conversation. I'm classy like that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.

Link me?
Please?