Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

This reminds me of that tiktok where 3 girls try to film themselves doing blowjob shots and the 2 girls get it in their mouth and start drinking JUST As the 3rd girl says,
“I can’t get it in my mouth!”

And the other 2 spit out their drinks

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Said I wasn't a biggest fan...never said I wasn't naturally good at it

I mean ... In that case....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yes, and it's vile.

Right ....

But run it through a Britta three times and you can use it as a base for lots of infusions. So at least it has a use.

There has to be something else that is the same???
Tonic water? I dunno my liquids....

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I dunno man, I've never heard of Jagger going for 16 year olds! Isn't he one of the good ones?


I'm suddenly regretting uploading a school photo lmao.

Down, guys! Down!

How about this one. Hehttps://cdn.britannica.com/13/249913-050-6A019EFC/Mick-Jagger-Rolling-Stones-1964.jpg was pretty close here...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

I don't think I've had any of those....

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't think I've had any of those....

The best shots are free.

 

[Qky75]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

Wait....how do I get a shot at lick your pussy?!?

 

[vagrantx]

How about this one. He was pretty close here...

Hmmm. Nope. Still gay.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have never had a blowjob shot. Only fuzzy navels, buttery nipples and lick my pussy shots.

What the what?

Get on a plane THIS INSTANT and I will teach you the ways of the blowjob.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

D

damn I woulda thought it made a mean adult cherry coke

We need a "yuck" emoji other than

 

[__Nathan1968]

What is the worst alcohol known to our species

Up until a few months ago it was a tie between Malort and Dr McGillicuddy’s MentholMint.




But then someone had to go and tip the scales.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm. Nope. Still gay.

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The best shots are free.

I'll have a Macallan neat (you said it was free).

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

But he was the only Jaeger I could find...

 

[vagrantx]

I mean, to be fair … he isn’t the best example I’d use of a male that is attractive to lesbians.

Reuben Kaye, then! Hilarious and hot!

https://thecelebritywhisperer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ReubenKaye.jpg

https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/bb6b9647df35bfe88e9db30e80bc1e75?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=3333&cropW=5000&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575

 

[dawn_of_night]

The best shots are free.

Listen ... I ain't gonna lie ....
The last time I had shots was at an Applebee's...
I was drinking frozen lemonades with patron, and my best friend showed up with her husband and he started buying fireball and I was then shooting fireball, and chasing it with my frozen lemonade because I was only drinking lemonade until they showed up ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

We need a "yuck" emoji other than

Sorry babe

 

[dawn_of_night]

The best shots are free.

Babe, off your body? I'd shoot 4 oz of olive oil ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait....how do I get a shot at lick your pussy?!?

You order it???

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Reuben Kaye, then! Hilarious and hot!

https://thecelebritywhisperer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ReubenKaye.jpg

https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/bb6b9647df35bfe88e9db30e80bc1e75?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=3333&cropW=5000&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575

Well, he's funny. I'll take your word for the "hot" part.

 

[Bry1313]

Its not my fault some people deserve it


@Bry1313


@Bry1313

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

Stop lying. No one believes that's what you were going to do.

And I only ended up there due to a filing error. They'll be moving me soon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just about to say how nice you are……at least we are meeting in the right location.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Qky75]

You order it???

Ohhhh I bet you have to ask nicely lolol

Richard? How to you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely

 

[UnquietDreams]

You order it???

I just looked it up. Nope, not ordering it. Even in the list of "naughty names to get guys to order it to hit on girls" drinks, that one looks rough.