Once when I was at a restaurant in Berlin there was a Dutch couple seated at the table next to us. The drunker I got the more Dutch I understood (or thought I understood). Dutch is just English + German + beer.
Dutch has almost the exact same intonation and "flow" as Swedish... It hurts my brain to listen to it. I imagine it's what people with aphasia feel like, as though I should understand it but I just don't.
Everything in French sounds like seduction. Seduction in German sounds like you are cursing them verily to the sixth and seventh generations.
I love your description! I describe Portuguese as just Spanish that wishes it was French
I prefer seduction in English or Spanish. French, I dont know if you're sweet talking me or just have marbles in your mouth
Yeah… I have never understood why people feel french sounds sexy, it doesn’t to me at all.
There are also a lot of different Spanish dialects which can make it even more confusingThe salon I go to has mostly Mexican women working there. They are teaching me some Spanish, but OMG! Listening to those women talk to each other? I don’t think I could even understand them in English they talk so fast. Or at least, it sounds like they are talking really fast.
They have all been wonderful to me.
I have been using a translator app which helps, but it often screws up. My hairdresser was telling me something about my hair, and it translated what she said as she was going to “hit it with a club”. I was laughing my ass off, and she was looking at me like I am crazy… whatever she did say, it wasn’t a joke and did not involve either hitting, or using a club.
Cuban dialect might as well be a secret language
Funny...Cubans say the same thing about Puerto Rican dialect. At least I can make out Cubano...which says a lot as most of my exposure is Mexicano Nortes.....kind of like sitting a Canadian in a diner in Harlan Kentucky
Was just scrolling the leaving soon section of a streaming app, saw California Suite, remembered you two mentioned it and that it has Maggie Smith, and hit play. Opening credits listed cast in alphabetical order, and I had to back out when Bill C*sby’s name came up
Nope. Can’t do it…at least not until the bastard dies.
Pm me if you really wantBy the end, I was hearing it as it would be sung by Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The naked video is still probably better, but I can’t be certain without seeing it
People (women) are always SMH-ing me
I, for one, would be interested in you reading it naked on video...just saying.Don’t stifle his art, man!
By the end, I was hearing it as it would be sung by Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The naked video is still probably better, but I can’t be certain without seeing it
What? No candles???
I'm too clumsy for candles
You aren’t supposed to look so sexy that they want to interrupt you just to get your attention.Earphones in. Head down. Book open. Eating. Where did I go wrong in my body language that said I wished to have small talk with a stranger?!?!?
Honey, your eyes are turning shit brown.....You aren’t supposed to look so sexy that they want to interrupt you just to get your attention.
Duh!
I was born that way. Heh.
Great…. Now I am going to have Crystal Gayle going through my head all night.
