Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Absolutely

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I would be interested in reading that as well, if you don't mind. Just put some pants on first...

Don’t stifle his art, man!

I had a copy framed
So
I'll save you from the video I've pmd Bry

By the end, I was hearing it as it would be sung by Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The naked video is still probably better, but I can’t be certain without seeing it

 

[MindYaBitness]

I came downstairs this morning and my wife was watching the movie, "Pearl." And it was a scene where Pearl's mother was speaking in German. My first thought was, "Wow... her German must be really terrible. I can understand everything she's saying."

If I ever master Spanish, my next language will be German. Everything is sexier in Spanish, while German sounds like angry pigeon english.

 

[hotoldrguy]

@hotoldrguy how you doin?

Hanging in there. How about you?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If I ever master Spanish, my next language will be German. Everything is sexier in Spanish, while German sounds like angry pigeon english.

Once when I was at a restaurant in Berlin there was a Dutch couple seated at the table next to us. The drunker I got the more Dutch I understood (or thought I understood). Dutch is just English + German + beer.

 

[vagrantx]

Once when I was at a restaurant in Berlin there was a Dutch couple seated at the table next to us. The drunker I got the more Dutch I understood (or thought I understood). Dutch is just English + German + beer.

Dutch has almost the exact same intonation and "flow" as Swedish... It hurts my brain to listen to it. I imagine it's what people with aphasia feel like, as though I should understand it but I just don't.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I ever master Spanish, my next language will be German. Every is sexier in Spanish, while German sounds like angry pigeon english.

Everything in French sounds like seduction. Seduction in German sounds like you are cursing them verily to the sixth and seventh generations.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Once when I was at a restaurant in Berlin there was a Dutch couple seated at the table next to us. The drunker I got the more Dutch I understood (or thought I understood). Dutch is just English + German + beer.

I love your description! I describe Portuguese as just Spanish that wishes it was French

 

[MindYaBitness]

Everything in French sounds like seduction. Seduction in German sounds like you are cursing them verily to the sixth and seventh generations.

I prefer seduction in English or Spanish. French, I dont know if you're sweet talking me or just have marbles in your mouth

 

[BrendaBear]

The salon I go to has mostly Mexican women working there. They are teaching me some Spanish, but OMG! Listening to those women talk to each other? I don’t think I could even understand them in English they talk so fast. Or at least, it sounds like they are talking really fast.

They have all been wonderful to me.

 

[BrendaBear]

I prefer seduction in English or Spanish. French, I dont know if tour sweet talking me or just have marbles in your mouth

Yeah… I have never understood why people feel french sounds sexy, it doesn’t to me at all.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I prefer seduction in English or Spanish. French, I dont know if tour sweet talking me or just have marbles in your mouth

 

[hotoldrguy]

The salon I go to has mostly Mexican women working there. They are teaching me some Spanish, but OMG! Listening to those women talk to each other? I don’t think I could even understand them in English they talk so fast. Or at least, it sounds like they are talking really fast.

They have all been wonderful to me.

There are also a lot of different Spanish dialects which can make it even more confusing

 

[BrendaBear]

There are also a lot of different Spanish dialects which can make it even more confusing

I have been using a translator app which helps, but it often screws up. My hairdresser was telling me something about my hair, and it translated what she said as she was going to “hit it with a club”. I was laughing my ass off, and she was looking at me like I am crazy… whatever she did say, it wasn’t a joke and did not involve either hitting, or using a club.

 

[Qky75]

Hi diddly ho neighbor

 

[MindYaBitness]

There are also a lot of different Spanish dialects which can make it even more confusing

Cuban dialect might as well be a secret language

 

[Qky75]

Cuban dialect might as well be a secret language

Funny...Cubans say the same thing about Puerto Rican dialect. At least I can make out Cubano...which says a lot as most of my exposure is Mexicano Nortes.....kind of like sitting a Canadian in a diner in Harlan Kentucky

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh! Murder By Death! I have that on DVD. California Suite is on my list for the weekend.

I love California Suite.

Was just scrolling the leaving soon section of a streaming app, saw California Suite, remembered you two mentioned it and that it has Maggie Smith, and hit play. Opening credits listed cast in alphabetical order, and I had to back out when Bill C*sby’s name came up Nope. Can’t do it…at least not until the bastard dies.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Wriggle]

By the end, I was hearing it as it would be sung by Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The naked video is still probably better, but I can’t be certain without seeing it

Pm me if you really want

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People (women) are always SMH-ing me

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don’t stifle his art, man!


By the end, I was hearing it as it would be sung by Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The naked video is still probably better, but I can’t be certain without seeing it

I, for one, would be interested in you reading it naked on video...just saying.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

*Sees that thread is empty so runs a hot bubble bath to soak in while drinking champagne*

Ahhhhhhhhh

 

[BrendaBear]

*Sees that thread is empty so runs a hot bubble bath to soak in while drinking champagne*

Ahhhhhhhhh

What? No candles???

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

What? No candles???

I'm too clumsy for candles

 

[Qky75]

Earphones in. Head down. Book open. Eating. Where did I go wrong in my body language that said I wished to have small talk with a stranger?!?!?