Sex & Shenanigans

Earphones in. Head down. Book open. Eating. Where did I go wrong in my body language that said I wished to have small talk with a stranger?!?!? 😖😖
You aren’t supposed to look so sexy that they want to interrupt you just to get your attention.
Duh! 😘😘
 
Great…. Now I am going to have Crystal Gayle going through my head all night.

Thanks.. thanks a lot.

Okay… it was backwards, but how can I not think of that??
Just don't trip on your hair like that bish ...what is your guess on her shampoo bill back in the day?
 
Coming back to the language/vernacular conversation;

When I lived in Japan I quickly learnt there were different dialects and accents. I went to a traditional Japanese high school and found it really hard to fit in (6'2, blonde hair, blue eyed gaijin much?). The baseball team were cool AF and started inviting me to hang out, which I did. What I didn't know until it had already stuck it's that Japanese baseballers have a very specific type of slang named affectionately after their club; yakyubu. That's what I learnt to speak. It was hilarious
 
Beats getting read a love note in German and feeling like you've been cussed out 😖🤣
I sang this Brahms piece about being likened to a salamander being thrown into the fire by a mean girl. I think the second stanza says something like it only made him hotter like the cool devil he is......which is like twisted as it is but in German it sounded way more sadistic lolol
 
Coming back to the language/vernacular conversation;

When I lived in Japan I quickly learnt there were different dialects and accents. I went to a traditional Japanese high school and found it really hard to fit in (6'2, blonde hair, blue eyed gaijin much?). The baseball team were cool AF and started inviting me to hang out, which I did. What I didn't know until it had already stuck it's that Japanese baseballers have a very specific type of slang named affectionately after their club; yakyubu. That's what I learnt to speak. It was hilarious
You are 6’ 2”! I am so delighted there is another woman here a little taller than me. 😊😊😊😊😊
 
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