Otis_Ravelli
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Sex & Shenanigans
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__Nathan1968
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See my post above. They found a way to make it worse.
TANSTAAFL58
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dawn_of_night
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My quick and easy is, a double of Malibu in a Squirt.... Or a Sprite....Then, by all means my dear...
Otherwise Tequila is my drink in whatever combination it comes
Otis_Ravelli
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Lie back and open your mouth and I'll fetch the bottle
dawn_of_night
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Bottle first.... Then I lie..... Or recline....
Bry1313
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Mother of Odin, what has Chicago done?
deefalttwunnyfor
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Hmmmm, how can we make this more deplorable... Ooooo look at that bug over there!
Although it did work for mezcal
Bry1313
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It amazes me how much that city loves fermented puke.
deefalttwunnyfor
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I'd love to act like I'm far better than they, but I'm from the Philly suburbs and we famously had an idiot ingest horse manure after a championship. I feel like he ruined the moral high ground for several million people
Bry1313
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That was one deranged asshole, not the official beverage of your city.
UnquietDreams
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__Nathan1968
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If it is any consolation, they were fined for the stunt. Not, however, by the health department for feeding people insects. No, by the liquor control board. The bugs probably didn’t have a tax stamp.
dawn_of_night
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We go to a fundraiser auction that sells shit tons of alcohol because.... In the hills....
You do a 3 by 3
3 shots and 3 creatures.... Minnow, slug and worm
You do a 3 by 3
3 shots and 3 creatures.... Minnow, slug and worm
__Nathan1968
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dawn_of_night
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I didn't say it was a good idea ....
__Nathan1968
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__Nathan1968
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Shit seems to be getting real. Luckily I prepared a bug-out kit I can grab real quick in case I need to seek shelter in the basement:
aussiegeekygal
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It seems you've covered all the bases @__Nathan1968
TigerLilly4U
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You are a MUCH better person than I am. I applaud you and your heart
TigerLilly4U
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I knew I liked @OrdinaryPerson for a reason!
TigerLilly4U
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Party with ALL the fun kids! I look forward to basking on the firey lakes together...truly there is mo place I'd rather be than in hell with you. I mean it can't be THAT much worse than beauty school.
TigerLilly4U
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So you're what 27 then, and an extra 30lbs would be good for you. I don't care what you say....I'm basically in love. Don't break my heartI love this so much I almost don't want to mention how @MindYaBitness catfished you with a 10 year old, 30lb lighter, picture of me
Indie
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Wow.So you're what 27 then, and an extra 30lbs would be good for you. I don't care what you say....I'm basically in love. Don't break my heart
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