Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

No, man. You lot - literally - chucked tea in a harbour.

Cos you were cross with the East India Tea Company.

In all fairness... we may have been a bit drunk too.

Just sayin'

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

In all fairness... we may have been a bit drunk too.

Just sayin'

That just made it that much more fun!

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, man. You lot - literally - chucked tea in a harbour.

Cos you were cross with the East India Tea Company.

In our defense, they were assholes. Just ask India.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Recovering?


Oh no.

Gotta use lotion my man!

Too much practice on the helicockter.

 

[Qky75]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
that's why I poop
on company time

T - 16 minutes until freedom and how should I spend it but with you animals.

 

[Wand3rlust]

In our defense, they were assholes. Just ask India.

Oh you don't have to tell me. We know that too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Too much practice on the helicockter.

If you’re making wind with your helicocker … you should be doing porn.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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By spending their cash in the UK economy. Yep you really showed us, huh?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Soda is definitely my preference.

But when it comes to tea vs coffee, I'll definitely take my leaf water over that disgusting bean water.

Which kind of pains me, because as a red blooded American, the voice inside me tells me the tea belongs in the harbor.

Again, it’s not just preference, I’m severely anemic and caffeine blocks iron absorption and drains me of what little energy I might have.

True!!

I did spell it correctly!

Not the first time

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you sure? Cause this is getting me pretty hot and bothered.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Again, it’s not just preference, I’m severely anemic and caffeine blocks iron absorption and drains me of what little energy I might have.


Not the first time
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That isn't what it shows now! so hahahaha

 

[Bbl87]

By spending their cash in the UK economy. Yep you really showed us, huh?

Hey, sometimes ya gotta spend money to make a point.

All kidding aside, I'm a fan of the UK. Only visited once, but would love to make a return trip.

Again, it’s not just preference, I’m severely anemic and caffeine blocks iron absorption and drains me of what little energy I might have.

Good point. I want you with as much energy as possible!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That isn't what it shows now! so hahahaha

S’okay, I brought receipts

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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That's the same place the British pour Lipton's iced tea on account of it being shit.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

S’okay, I brought receipts

I would threaten to take off my belt, but you might enjoy that and I liked that glasses goth filtered pic so I'll cut you some slack.

 

[Bbl87]

That's the same place the British pour Lipton's iced tea on account of it being shit.

I mean, you're not wrong on Liptons for sure.

 

[UnquietDreams]

S’okay, I brought receipts

Kitten's got claws...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Kitten's got claws...

Don't eggs her on!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kitten's got claws...

From a fellow Litster:

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I mean, you're not wrong on Liptons for sure.

I am amazed they are still in business. I've yet to encounter a human being willing to drink it for anything other than a bet. It tastes like tea made by someone who's only had tea described to them by a child and wasn't really listening.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't eggs her on!!

But I love to watch her play...

 

[UnquietDreams]

By spending their cash in the UK economy. Yep you really showed us, huh?

Wait, you all sell Lipton's? Seriously?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

But I love to watch her play...

I mean... that is fun... but.... no!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait, you all sell Lipton's? Seriously?

A little. It's British but shit which is why it's sold over there. We have it over here. It's owned by Pepsi..

 

[ShaneoD]

A little. It's British but shit which is why it's sold over there. We have it over here. It's owned by Pepsi..

F*** me, you really went for that. I did try to do a speech to text but I was laughing that much the microphone didn't pick up most of it