Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Sidenote from fried food … why does this song make me horny?

This makes me wanna grab pitchforks...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well come here… pop a squat and we can watch it together

Pop a what now?

 

[SWR101]

It’s ok to be both.

Yeah says Ms “Sexy big boobed Xenomorph”…

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s ok to be both.

Right? I kind of prefer both…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah says Ms “Sexy big boobed Xenomorph”…

Wait … are you talking about me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pop a what now?

A seat next to me

 

[crazychemgirl]

This makes me wanna grab pitchforks...

With dildos on the end?


Oh … that might be a different kind of movie.

 

[SWR101]

Wait … are you talking about me?

whatever do you mean?

 

[Wand3rlust]

A seat next to me

Yes please.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait … are you talking about me?

Why did I hear that in my head like… in De Niro’s voice?

 

[crazychemgirl]

whatever do you mean?

Should I be insulted or flattered …. I’m unsure.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I've always liked you.

I didn’t even know you knew who I was!!

 

[vagrantx]

Yeah says Ms “Sexy big boobed Xenomorph”…

mmmmm spiky boobs...

https://www.iamag.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Aliens-Concept-Art-36-471x310.jpg

 

[SWR101]

Should I be insulted or flattered …. I’m unsure.

I was specifically talking about the sexy xenomorph picture you posted about an hour ago…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was specifically talking about the sexy xenomorph picture you posted about an hour ago…

Ohhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha

I thought you were calling me that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, it isn't. But don't let me stop you.

It is the Beef Wellington of reclaimed animal parts on a stick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone who answers corndog has never had some nice polish sausage.

Like kielbasa

https://wholelottayum.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/how-to-boil-kielbasa-720x720.jpg

Well, it was between hot dog and corn dog. There are many excellent sausages outside of the "high processed pork, chicken, and beef leftover parts" family.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I like meat.

 

[SWR101]

Ohhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha

I thought you were calling me that.

If I did it would be with only the utmost flattery behind it

 

[vagrantx]

Well, it was between hot dog and corn dog. There are many excellent sausages outside of the "high processed pork, chicken, and beef leftover parts" family.

Yes but as stated a little bit further down I thought hot dogs were just any sausage in buns

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes but as stated a little bit further down I thought hot dogs were just any sausage in buns

I read that as sausage in butts

 

[BrendaBear]

If I did it would be with only the utmost flattery behind it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/j3pk3_7waN8AAAAC/sure-ok.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

We call hot dogs - frankfurters - any other sausage is just a sausage in a roll. Not to be confused with a sausage roll.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes but as stated a little bit further down I thought hot dogs were just any sausage in buns

Ah, catching up. Understandable. Hotdogs are their own style, with the same spice profile as bologna.

 

[vagrantx]

bologna

I'm not doing this again.

I'm off to bed! Night all you lovely weirdos