Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

nobody likes a dangling participle.

Well, not nobody.

 

[Qky75]

Yes, we have an * in this.

well time for me to dash hyphen nice night

 

[dawn_of_night]

They are the same meat.

I decline agreement here, in the same way that hotdogs are not the same as bologna .....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I decline agreement here, in the same way that hotdogs are not the same as bologna .....

I decline agreement, having had this discussion with a butcher, but I love you dearly.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hot dog, but only if roasted over the dying embers of a campfire

https://i.ibb.co/MMgdf1N/campfire.jpg

Fuck me that's a nice fire

 

[dawn_of_night]

I decline agreement, having had this discussion with a butcher, but I love you dearly.

I love you.....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

nobody likes a dangling participle.

I dunno.
Subatomic particles give me a hadron

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I dunno.
Subatomic particles give me a hadron

Up up down.

 

[37_ttej]

I dunno.
Subatomic particles give me a hadron

Up up down.

Personally, I think she was just fission for a reaction.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

A true story.

 

[BrendaBear]

Personally, I think she was just fission for a reaction.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xFIUGU9mWZcAAAAd/well-done-ms-granada.gif

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Another squirting one. Seggs memes are fucking hilarious

 

[37_ttej]

All this talk of fried foods, hot dogs, grammar and sciencey stuff and we’re ignoring that poor @NRJLIVES4ever has a laundry crisis.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/77636a61bfb7d136c90a7c8046558e39/tumblr_mpvpymNzTx1raof7yo1_500.jpgI got him covered

 

[BrendaBear]

All this talk of fried foods, hot dogs, grammar and sciencey stuff and we’re ignoring that poor @NRJLIVES4ever has a laundry crisis.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/RZUIGgVJUCUAAAAC/you-are-breaking.gif

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/77636a61bfb7d136c90a7c8046558e39/tumblr_mpvpymNzTx1raof7yo1_500.jpgI got him covered

 

[SWR101]

I, unfortunately, have my laundry situation in order…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I, unfortunately, have my laundry situation in order…

Reminds me, I have to move my stuff from the washer to the dryer.

Who says Lit is a waste of time?

 

[BrendaBear]

I, unfortunately, have my laundry situation in order…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OgYh2BNV5N8AAAAd/mash-mash-tv.gif

 

[SWR101]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/OgYh2BNV5N8AAAAd/mash-mash-tv.gif

Your love and concern are as palpable as they are noted…

 

[BrendaBear]

Your love and concern are as palpable as they are noted…

Okay.... that response had me laughing... nicely done!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Reminds me, I have to move my stuff from the washer to the dryer.

Who says Lit is a waste of time?

But is the bed clear....

 

[37_ttej]

Dan

https://64.media.tumblr.com/77636a61bfb7d136c90a7c8046558e39/tumblr_mpvpymNzTx1raof7yo1_500.jpgI got him covered

Dang. Can I do my laundry at yours instead?
I mean, Gary’s a great guy and all, but …

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/77636a61bfb7d136c90a7c8046558e39/tumblr_mpvpymNzTx1raof7yo1_500.jpgI got him covered

Good thing my laundry room is right next to a bedroom...

 

[BrendaBear]

But is the bed clear....

No honey, you need to be a little bit stronger than that... they don't always get subtle.

You know... like... "Get your ass in here and please me and make me thank god I was born a woman!!! And I mean, NOW Mister!!!!!!"

Shit like that... they notice that.


EDIT: I totally misread that.... I'm such a dork!!! I read "But it is bed time..." or something....

God, I am such an idiot!