Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Batter rarely improves anything.

Except fish.

And fanny's. (That's English for pussy, and fanny batter is slang for a wet pussy - quite a gross slang, and I'm not proud of myself. But it made me laugh)

And if we can't amuse ourselves, what even is the point?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I did it would be with only the utmost flattery behind it

Oh you flatter me so … my spoon almost fell off

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not doing this again.

I'm off to bed! Night all you lovely weirdos

Night cutie tush

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh you flatter me so … my spoon almost fell off

What?? He’s trying to get to see you…. Spoonless???

The nerve!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Never had a deep fried banana split?

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I've had Mexican fried ice cream, but not a banana split. (Also, I'm allergic to bananas, but still, I like the idea).

 

[UnquietDreams]

We call hot dogs - frankfurters - any other sausage is just a sausage in a roll. Not to be confused with a sausage roll.

Oh, of course not ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes.

*stares*

Your point?

*Ankles go weak*

 

[Mrtenant]

Batter rarely improves anything.

Except fish.

And fanny's. (That's English for pussy, and fanny batter is slang for a wet pussy - quite a gross slang, and I'm not proud of myself. But it made me laugh)

Please don't batter me fish. He's still swimming, keeps on swimming

 

[Wand3rlust]

Please don't batter me fish. He's still swimming, keeps on swimming

sounds a bit rude.

 

[UnquietDreams]

We call hot dogs - frankfurters

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[Wand3rlust]

I'm just a sweet transvestite... from Transexual... Transylvania....

Uh huh....

 

[LupineOne]

sounds a bit rude.

Not rude, just positive

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm just a sweet transvestite... from Transexual... Transylvania....

Uh huh....

I learned to dance in heels (and lingerie ) for that part. Never did get to play it on stage, though.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I learned to dance in heels (and lingerie ) for that part. Never did get to play it on stage, though.

Pics or etc etc etc...

 

[Qky75]

I learned to dance in heels (and lingerie ) for that part. Never did get to play it on stage, though.

reprisal!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I learned to dance in heels (and lingerie ) for that part. Never did get to play it on stage, though.

Yeah, that’s what I tell people too. It’s okay.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not rude, just positive

What is this positive of which you speak?

Is it an American thing?....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm just a sweet transvestite... from Transexual... Transylvania....

Uh huh....

Oh baby. Even better than a flounce,

 

[Wand3rlust]

I learned to dance in heels (and lingerie ) for that part. Never did get to play it on stage, though.

Some of us dance in heels and lingerie most weekends...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pics or etc etc etc...

Etc etc then. Like my self-esteem and youthful enthusiasm, many things were lost in New York...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Some of us dance in heels and lingerie most weekends...

Pics or it etc etc etc.

Nah, just pics, please.

 

[LupineOne]

What is this positive of which you speak?

Is it an American thing?....

Dory!

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is this positive of which you speak?

Is it an American thing?....

Yes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Some of us dance in heels and lingerie most weekends...

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[crazychemgirl]

Please don't batter me fish. He's still swimming, keeps on swimming

Great new AV