Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Because it’s far more common for humans to have 1 leg or even 0 legs than it is to have 3 or more, the average is <2

Lol … I know … it was just a weird way to phrase it.

Shocker that @Bry1313 posted it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll have the 25% off special...

Which 25%..?

 

[Qky75]

Which 25%..?

Lol I believe something about a leg was mentioned on the sigb out front

 

[BrendaBear]

I was at a trade show today, and thought it was funny how many products had prominent boobs, front and center on screen. All of them animating, of course (they all seemed to be out of breath too). What a shocker!

 

[Qky75]

I was at a trade show today, and thought it was funny how many products had prominent boobs, front and center on screen. All of them animating, of course (they all seemed to be out of breath too). What a shocker!

Which would seem odd I suppose at am orthodonture trade

 

[BrendaBear]

Which would seem odd I suppose at am orthodonture trade

Funny how I haven’t watched that show in many years, but can clearly hear that sound when I see this.

 

[Qky75]

Sshhhh

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[BrendaBear]

A depressed horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks “why the long face?”


*the groan will give you away too*

 

[Qky75]

A depressed horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks “why the long face?”


*the groan will give you away too*

Eye roll

 

[BrendaBear]

Eye roll

Drum roll..

No wait..

Egg rolls!

 

[JerseyJade]

Drum roll..

No wait..

Egg rolls!

Happy Birthday, Brenda.

 

[BrendaBear]

Happy Birthday, Brenda.

Thank you!!

 

[Bbl87]

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Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

 

[Qky75]

Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

The way she can wrap herself like a snake on that pole though!

 

[BrendaBear]

Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

Thanks.

Now that you have planted that in my head for the evening, I might as well share…

 

[Qky75]

Thanks.

Now that you have planted that in my head for the evening, I might as well share…

C'mon

Eileen

Taloo rah ay

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Y'all lay off of Eileen. Stripping with one leg is hard...

Thanks.

Now that you have planted that in my head for the evening, I might as well share…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson and @NRJLIVES4ever it wasn’t me this time!!!!

I'm sure you were still responsible for it somehow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay, that's one of the better jokes I've seen lately. Jesus alive men are fragile.

Are not alive men less fragile???

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Conversation pits!
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Speaking as someone whose parents had a house with a pit like this and who currently lives in a house with steps everywhere... 70s floor plans can go to hell

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Speaking as someone whose parents had a house with a pit like this and who currently lives in a house with steps everywhere... 70s floor plans can go to hell

As someone who passed out and falls on staircases more than an acceptable amount, staircases suck, but I wouldn’t mind a conversation pit with just a few steps.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As someone who passed out and falls on staircases more than an acceptable amount, staircases suck, but I wouldn’t mind a conversation pit with just a few steps.

Or we can have a conversation on the couch on flat land so there doesn't need to be a hole in the living room

 

[DannieB]

I’ve missed many a step going down the apartment stairs. I can only imagine missing one as I carry my food to the living room

 

[UnquietDreams]