OrdinaryPerson
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Nothing. I was just being contrary
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OrdinaryPerson
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Definitely lazier. He never does homework
UnquietDreams
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Oh, lots, but Sorry to Bother You more so than most.
OrdinaryPerson
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I actually saw that! So weird
crazychemgirl
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You know what you need to post now
lavendersilk
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Whiskeyjack
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Good morning, folks. I'm in the high school today and just overheard a student say, "I feel so old and tired. I feel like I'm 30." Poor little fucker has no idea what's coming.
BrendaBear
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Bry1313
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I can’t do it to myself
BrendaBear
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/heD4aayNSXUAAAAC/huh.gif
C'mon, we all know you "do it to yourself" all the time... so what's the problem?
Oh... you meant something else...
Nevermind.
hotoldrguy
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BrendaBear
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I would (and do) proudly wear the title of "Smart Ass"... but the others? I wouldn't be happy about that. I wonder if it's on Mom's car?
UnquietDreams
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When my daughter was in high school, she and her best friend were talking about a student with a crush on the band director.
"He's soooooo old, he's like ...35. Oh, sorry, Mr. Unquietdreams!"
dawn_of_night
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I had a crush on the social studies teacher and the computer science professor.... One was older than the other....
And then there was the baseball coach/gym teacher....
Goddamn
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The only thing that could make this party worse is if it's at one of those houses where they do the "please take off your shoes before coming into the house" thing.
SalaciousMonkey22
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Yeah but how many billionaires has a modern cruise ship killed?
SalaciousMonkey22
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He’s absolutely very high risk reward. Plenty of things worth skipping.
I haven’t. It’s on my MAX list though!
Qky75
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This is an unfair argument. Everyone knows cruise ships aren't trendy with the billionaire demographic. They submarine and take space cruises now.
SalaciousMonkey22
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I can’t wait for lax safety standards to be the 21st century guillotine.
BrendaBear
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Is that a goal?
crazychemgirl
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I encourage lots of billionaires to test our more ways of travel with lax safety standards …
Please .. go to space.. and die from lack of oxygen.
Please.., travel to the deep.. and implode.
Wriggle
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I love the greasy strangler, but it jumped the shark in the final act....
I once compiled a list of my 366 favourite films one day at a time on Facebook - I have a whole week of Nic Cage films.
I deleted my account after that year.
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